Hypelantis

[DarkSentinel]

Let's not forget the Batboard archipelago

 

[Sawyer]

What is this nonsense?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Hype fan fiction, essentially.

 

[DarkSentinel]

All hail the mayor of Sawyer's End.

 

[Marvolo]

Some fun facts:

-The highest political body is called the Ruling Tusi

-The national dish is pie in a jar

-the national animal is the brony

I recognize the Tusi and the pie, but the brony is unacceptable. Me and my wights are gonna have to leave the city defenseless if they are allowed to remain within the city.

Oh and Sawyer must dress up as a giant yellow muskrat and do the chicken dance every morning to appease the Thread Manager.

 

[Superman 1265]

So is Hypelantis a hidden land somewhere on Earth or does it exist in another dimension? Are there any FYEs there? Because I'd like more of those.

 

[Sawyer]

This sounds like Monopoly. I think I'll just inform my friends at Parker Bros. and Hasbro and they'll have a cease and desist notice sent over to you within the week.

Good day, sir.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

The penguins already have them.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I recognize the Tusi and the pie, but the brony is unacceptable. Me and my wights are gonna have to leave the city defenseless if they are allowed to remain within the city.

I'll post a poll.

Oh and Sawyer must dress up as a giant yellow muskrat and do the chicken dance every morning to appease the Thread Manager.

And this is why you're Minister of Culture

 

[Guts]

It was already changed to the penguin.

Good, goooooood.

Do you have any idea what you have done?

 

[DarkSentinel]

I posted a poll

Make your choice.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I vote for Cerberus.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh and Sawyer must dress up as a giant yellow muskrat and do the chicken dance every morning to appease the Thread Manager.

 

[DarkSentinel]

 

[OriginalMiles]

.....nightmares.

 

[Duran Man]

I vote for the penguin, specifically this guy:

 

[DarkSentinel]

Is Socially Awkward Penguin a threat?

 

[The Question]

I think there's a caliphate in the southwest somewhere. But we don't talk about them.

You know, I've met them. They're quite nice. They make very good fried dough.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Well, we've been trying for years to secretly reestablish ties with them...their fried dough is exquisite.

 

[The Question]

Well, we've been trying for years to secretly reestablish ties with them...their fried dough is exquisite.

Maybe we shouldn't have made them political scapegoats for everything that went wrong in Hypelantis to distract the citizens from the fact that we keep ****ing everything up.

 

[DarkSentinel]

It's because we let that dolt Sawyer run the royal gold reserve. He just spends it on Sharkeisha gifs and cakes

 

[DarkSovereignty]

It's because we let that dolt Sawyer run the royal gold reserve. He just spends it on Sharkeisha gifs and cakes

Well... Wouldn't you?

 

[DarkSentinel]

I'd at least think he'd spend it on his own neighborhood. I mean I knew Sawyer's End was a dump but DAYUM. One whiff of that part of town and

 

[DarkSentinel]

I hereby decree the capital be renamed Hypelanta.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Can Steve Buschemi run the local crime syndicate?