Hypelantis

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm making a formal request to the Ministry of Defense for the formation of a regiment dedicated to protecting and maintaining our borders and frontiers.

In the meantime I'm more concerned with a small but persistent faction of conspiracy theorists hiding out in the sewers of the capital. They could weaken morale and stability.

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I dislike going down to "Conspiratown" in Hyplanta as much as the next guy. Alex_Spider is always shouting some hysterical mess... But then I passed a guy wearing a miter selling "Kid-ka-bobs" near Sawyer's End and I had to think really hard about some of my assumptions.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Sawyer is a national menace and the source of Hypelantean moral decay.

He's like Glenn Beck


As for the Mole Men, let them build their hobo gold economy. Listen to the words of Randy Marsh in that one episode of South Park...

So...do we let the bronies destroy the penguins and then let the hobos hunt the bronies for their silk and for sport?

 

[Marvolo]

I say we let them stay. Their fanciful claims will distract the people from our rampant and self destructive corruption.

They could be a valuable scapegoat at some point in the future. They will be closely monitored and controlled.

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I dislike going down to "Conspiratown" in Hyplanta as much as the next guy. Alex_Spider is always shouting some hysterical mess... But then I passed a guy wearing a miter selling "Kid-ka-bobs" near Sawyer's End and I had to think really hard about some of my assumptions.

Wiping our hands of that mess is the best option at this point. Sawyer's End may suffer an unexpected and catastrophic gas leak within the month.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Sawyer is a national menace and a pestilential moral decay on Hypelantean society.

He's like Glenn Beck


As for the Mole Men, let them build their hobo gold economy. Listen to the words of Randy Marsh in that one episode of South Park...

So...do we let the bronies destroy the penguins and then let the hobos hunt the bronies for their silk and for sport?

We need Sawyer to help maintain good relations with the Penguins. After all, we are their number one supplier of Cynicism, Speculation and Nerd Rage. Sawyer being Half Elf/Half Penguin (and all Man Killer ) is a necessary evil to keep our economy rolling.

 

[DarkSentinel]

The Hobo Clans are getting nervous. The Great Tournament, the contest of magical and martial prowess held once every 500 years to determine who shall become Hobo King, looms over them now. The contenders to the throne will be looking to secure their power bases.

Tis true. The Hobo elders would rather their younglings take their fury out on our hinterlands than pillage their own lands. Still, I worry about the Mole Men. Remember... The less you hear about Mole Men, the more you should be worried about them. Which I believe is the motto of the Union of Concerned Mole People Under-Ninjas.

I say we gather the competitors at a grand event for the public to see, a spectacle if you will. We'll call it...


HoboMania

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I say we father the competitors at a grand event for the public to see, a spectacle if you will. We'll call it...


HoboMania

Make sure that such an event has the proper security. Or else the question of the day shall be, what ya gonna to do when Hobomania runs wild on you?

 

[Guts]

I heard that the people in Sawyer's end have hair made of cotton candy.

 

[DarkSentinel]

We need Sawyer to help maintain good relations with the Penguins. After all, we are their number one supplier of Cynicism, Speculation and Nerd Rage. Sawyer being Half Elf/Half Penguin (and all Man Killer ) is a necessary evil to keep our economy rolling.

The Mole Men will exterminate the penguins once the penguins have depleted the brony population, in return for the secret of Hobo Gold. Their limited intelligence will allow them to accept and rejoice in this payment. Then at HoboMania Jigglypuff will appear out of nowhere (BAH GAWD!) and lullaby the final two competitors to sleep before getting blindsided by a haymaker from a Sasquatch. In the midst of this chaos the Giant Platypus emerges and takes out everyone with a whack of his paddle-tail. And the Giant Platypus will sit on the Hobo King's throne.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's funny that it's even called Sawyer's End. I mean, since getting off the boat at Piper Maru's Landing, Sawyer has been thriving in Hyplantis.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The Mole Men will exterminate the penguins once the penguins have depleted the brony population, in return for the secret of Hobo Gold. Their limited intelligence will allow them to accept and rejoice in this payment. Then at HoboMania Jigglypuff will appear out of nowhere (BAH GAWD!) and lullaby the final two competitors to sleep before getting blindsided by a haymaker from a Sasquatch. In the midst of this chaos the Giant Platypus emerges and takes out everyone with a whack of his paddle-tail. And the Giant Platypus will sit on the Hobo King's throne.

Some would say you've gone insane. That somewhere along the way... You lost the narrative thread.


I wouldn't be one those people.

 

[DarkSentinel]

It's funny that it's even called Sawyer's End. I mean, since getting off the boat at Piper Maru's Landing, Sawyer has been thriving in Hyplantis.

From what I hear, Aesop Rocks has an apartment in Sawyer's End.

Some would say you've gone insane. That somewhere along the way... You lost the narrative thread.


I wouldn't be one those people.

And I thank you for that, Old Man. doubt not the might of the giant platypus.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

From what I hear, Aesop Rocks has an apartment in Sawyer's End.




And I thank you for that, Old Man.

How scandalous... We must release this news to the people. Have someone drop this little tidbit into the Sawyer's End Newspaper of choice: The Loud, Silent Guardian. Let the gossipers have something to chew on. It's so... Ribald.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Aesop says its very oppressive in there but he loves the area...

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I fear for our civilization. Those in power, the mods, and the higher class of posters like Sawyer might be eating children and harvesting their organs.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I fear for our civilization. Those in power, the mods, and the higher class of posters like Sawyer might be eating children and harvesting their organs.

Just the other day I took a Ranger patrol out to the Northern Stronghold of Brain Crusher Castle and as we were traveling we came across miter wearing smugglers with cans of the finest child meat available. They said they were to meet a buyer in Sawyer's End to the South. All the time I'm thinking, "why can't I ever come across smugglers trying to get weed past the border." Long story short I executed the smugglers, decapitated the bodies and spelled out a warning with their bones. It was a long warning so I had to open up the canned child meat to really get my meaning across. I needed more bones.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Just the other day I took a Ranger patrol out to the Northern Stronghold of Brain Crusher Castle and as we were traveling we came across miter wearing smugglers with cans of the finest child meat available. They said they were to meet a buyer in Sawyer's End to the South. All the time I'm thinking, "why can't I ever come across smugglers trying to get weed past the border." Long story short I executed the smugglers, decapitated the bodies and spelled out a warning with their bones. It was a long warning so I had to open up the canned child meat to really get my meaning across. I needed more bones.

Good work Krypton, keep fighting against the injustice!

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

What are some of the myths and legends of Hypelantis?

The Tale of the Rational Fanboy is very popular.

 

[Fallen Angel]

So Mrs K took me with her on the hunt for the elusive Cav El. Does this legend exist or did she want me all to herself?

 

[DarkSentinel]

I fear for our civilization. Those in power, the mods, and the higher class of posters like Sawyer might be eating children and harvesting their organs.

Well, A Modest Proposal is a national bestseller.

Just the other day I took a Ranger patrol out to the Northern Stronghold of Brain Crusher Castle and as we were traveling we came across miter wearing smugglers with cans of the finest child meat available. They said they were to meet a buyer in Sawyer's End to the South. All the time I'm thinking, "why can't I ever come across smugglers trying to get weed past the border." Long story short I executed the smugglers, decapitated the bodies and spelled out a warning with their bones. It was a long warning so I had to open up the canned child meat to really get my meaning across. I needed more bones.

Weed is legal in Hypelantis, Old Man. Did you smoke too much and forget that again? Just hop on over to Parker's Way (by the highway), he's always got the best ****.

The Tale of the Rational Fanboy is very popular.

As is the legend of Piper Maru.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

As is the legend of Piper Maru.

The founding of the Church of Cthulhu is truly our greatest story.

 

[Bim]

The Tale of the Rational Fanboy is very popular.

Rational fanboy? I say that's a myth lol

 

[DarkSentinel]

You've never heard the Odyssey of Regwec before, Bim?

 

[The Question]

The Mole Men will exterminate the penguins once the penguins have depleted the brony population, in return for the secret of Hobo Gold. Their limited intelligence will allow them to accept and rejoice in this payment. Then at HoboMania Jigglypuff will appear out of nowhere (BAH GAWD!) and lullaby the final two competitors to sleep before getting blindsided by a haymaker from a Sasquatch. In the midst of this chaos the Giant Platypus emerges and takes out everyone with a whack of his paddle-tail. And the Giant Platypus will sit on the Hobo King's throne.

You speak of Gehena! Surely, my liege, the end times are not but a myth.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Tonight I sleep on the land where no man has boldly gone for a very long time the Trek lands.

 

[DarkSentinel]

You speak of Gehena! Surely, my liege, the end times are not but a myth.

The Giant Platypus is the sacred animal of Hypelantis. You know it to be true.