Hype's Poetry Corner. Post Odes, Doggerel and Limericks Here

[The Amazing Lee]

When days are bringing your life to a halt,
when things have gone wrong and it seems it's your fault.
Just lift your head up and think of the times,
where things were but good and life was just fine.

Maybe there are things you wish had never been said,
but now that it's over you wish you were dead,
your heart feels so shattered and you wish things were right,
but just look to the future and step into the light.

 

[Childlike Wild]

A guy once went to Mizzou
Ran into Kanga and Roo
They started to talk
This made his girl balk
And now he's locked in the asylum with you.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Dog:

I walk the streets alone
I only stop to bury my bone
The fire hydrants are my potty
When I find a b***h I'm naughty
My mortal enemy is the mailman
I bite his ass whenever I can
The streets are my home
I pee pee wherever I roam
I am Dog, I walk alone.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Very touching

::cries::

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Cool it with the Hype campaigning
It's neither Fun nor Entertaining

It's not as fun as hydro-planing
It's comparable to Shrimp De-Veining.

 

[Sarge]

Hot asian boobies are fun.

 

[JLBats]

Cool it with the Hype campaigning
It's neither Fun nor Entertaining

It's not as fun as hydro-planing
It's comparable to Shrimp De-Veining.

You say what we're all thinking in a better way!

 

[lovesteppenwolf]

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[lovesteppenwolf]

no comment

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You say what we're all thinking in a better way!

That's why I'm here.

if any of the candidates actually had asian-mammary-gland-syndrome, then yes, it'd be cooler.

 

[Spider-X]

you don't like shrimp de-veining?...you monster

 

[Spider-X]

doulbe posts are really gross
double posts i hate the most

 

[Vartha]

*Snicker* it's friday yer all screwy, I never thought you write a poem WS

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

doulbe posts are really gross
double posts i hate the most

Good Job! That's the spirit.
And no, I don't like shrimp de-veining 'cause they're too small. I am into cat and dog de-veining however.

 

[Spider-X]

Good Job! That's the spirit.
And no, I don't like shrimp de-veining 'cause they're too small. I am into cat and dog de-veining however.

yeah...but where's the challenge?...dog and cat veins are so big and obvious

 

[Sarge]

That's why I'm here.

if any of the candidates actually had asian-mammary-gland-syndrome, then yes, it'd be cooler.

Franklin Petunia kind of does.

 

[Truthteller]

I reeeeeeeally rather dislike shrimp de-veining.


*Commences with sasquatch howling*

 

[JLBats]

Franklin Petunia kind of does.

Franklin is a man. Accept that or go back to pleasuring yourself while thinking of him, your choice.

 

[Sarge]

Tessa/Aunt Petunia is a hot asian.Go back to pleasuring yourself

Thank you, I will.

 

[Equint77]

Pull you and your tight friend
lift your little dress like light wind
then I slide right in.

Now that's poetry.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yeah, but I wrote this poem for the Hype, where the men are men and the women are men.

 

[Equinox]

I wrote this poem for friendship..You can take out your napkins and dry your wet eye lids after reading it

Here it goes-

live my life in darkness i do,
thinking of those lovely days gone and chances of living it again seeming soo few,
hope was a word he always told me to hang on to,
thus the god spoke and he sent me a friend as precious as YOU!!!! "

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Get outta my thread, Hallmark!

 

[JLBats]

When I find myself in times of trouble,
Mother Mary comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom,
Let it be

 

[Sarge]

yeah, but I wrote this poem for the Hype, where the men are men and the women are men.

This place is a sausagefest.