Infinity War "I am quote" - Favourite Infinity War quotes [Spoilers]

[hoy-small-fry]

Had a quick look and couldn't see a similar topic, so let's get this started!

Favourites for me were

Star Lord: "I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?"
Stark: "Yeah, I'll do you one better, WHO is Gamora?"
Drax: "I'll do YOU one better, WHY is Gamora?"

Thor: "This is Groot"
Groot: "I am Groot"
Cap: "I am Steve Rogers"

 

[ironman_rick]

My fav....

Dude you are making me look bad in front of the wizards.... t:

RDJ was super funny in that scene (looking at DS and then banner while delivering that line).

 

[Drizzle]

Quill: Is Footloose still the greatest movie ever?
Peter Parker: It never was.

Tony: Hey, Squidward

Rocket: How much for the gun?
Bucky: It's not for sale.
Rocket: How much for the arm?
Bucky: Not for sale, either.
Rocket: ......I'm gonna get that arm.

So many more but those were some of my favorites.

 

[Mjölnir]

I really enjoy how phase 3 Thor embraces being an epic hero in the classic sense, where he'll boldly stand against any odds and it has brought a few good jokes where he has a good mix of bravery and foolishness (without being dumb).

Eitri: It will kill you!
Thor: Not if I don't die.
Eitri: That's... what "it will kill you" means.

And there's also the "sweet rabbit" recurring thing.

 

[hitmanyr2k]

I can't remember the exact dialogue but Thor revealing that he spoke "Groot" and that it was an elective got the biggest laugh from me.

 

[Y0nder]

"It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable." - Strange

 

[Bim]

Groot: "I am Groot"
Cap: "I am Steve Rogers"

This one was so awesome

 

[DyeLorean]

Several already mentioned, but Loki saying "We have a Hulk". Nice throwback moment.

 

[chamber-music]

he's one sandwich away from being fat.

 

[harlequinade]

"I am Steve Rogers"

The purest. Just the purest

 

[MbJ]

"You guys all look like crap."

 

[General Mike]

Why is Gamora?

 

[Tony Stark]

"you speak Groot?"
"Yes I took it as an elective on Asgard, it was quite easy"

 

[RiXi]

"He's been dead before, but I think this time is for real".

 

[RiXi]

- The Avengers broke up.
- What do you mean "broke up"? Like The Beatles?

- Don't put your eggs on me!

- Clint and Scott signed an agreement to be with their families. Something about house arrest.
- Who's Scott?
- Ant-Man.
- So there's a Spider-Man AND an Ant-Man???

 

[DalekbusterFitz]

"You can't have the friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man without the neighbourhood! Wait, that didn't make any sense..."

 

[DalekbusterFitz]

My fav....

Dude you are making me look bad in front of the wizards.... t:

RDJ was super funny in that scene (looking at DS and then banner while delivering that line).

Yeah, I loved that line too. One of the lines which most made me laugh.

 

[DyeLorean]

"You can't have the friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man without the neighbourhood! Wait, that didn't make any sense..."

I thought it made perfect sense.

 

[nyyarod]

Along with all of those quotes, the look on Tony's face after Mantis goes "kick names and take ass" had me dying of laughing.

 

[harlequinade]

Along with all of those quotes, the look on Tony's face after Mantis goes "kick names and take ass" had me dying of laughing.

RDJ is a treasure. He SOLD every scene in MCU so far and made it so much more funny/tragic with his acting

Another quote that made me laugh very hard was Strange appearing and Tony asking him if he is there to sell tickets or give out leaflets or something like that RDJ and Cumberbatch had awesome chemistry

 

[nyyarod]

Thor "this is my friend tree"

Dr. Strange "*****ebag."

The whole exchange with Quill imitating Thor's voice.

 

[nyyarod]

RDJ is a treasure. He SOLD every scene in MCU so far and made it so much more funny/tragic with his acting

Another quote that made me laugh very hard was Strange appearing and Tony asking him if he is there to sell tickets or give out leaflets or something like that RDJ and Cumberbatch had awesome chemistry

Yeeeeees. RDJ was SO awesome. I loved everything that came out of his mouth!

When he calls Peter a stowaway and was like "The adults are talking now"

 

[legendkillin]

Drax-"Tell em about the dance off"
Parker-"You had a dance off, like Footloose"
Quill-"Yes! is it still the greatest movie of all time"
Parker"...it never was.

 

[kguillou]

What did Tony say to Thanos after he threw the moon at him? He said something like, "Go ahead, throw another moon at me" or something like that? The line itself wasn't so extraordinary but the WAY RDJ sold it and the pissed off look on his face gave me chills. Tony was in full no nonsense mode at that point and he was basically telling Thanos "you don't wanna piss me off."

 

[nyyarod]

What did Tony say to Thanos after he threw the moon at him? He said something like, "Go ahead, throw another moon at me" or something like that? The line itself wasn't so extraordinary but the WAY RDJ sold it and the pissed off look on his face gave me chills. Tony was in full no nonsense mode at that point and he was basically telling Thanos "you don't wanna piss me off."

Tony said "Throw another moon at me and i'll lose it."