I can't believe these idiots are trying to sell this!

[Kritish]

So I was reading a Popular Science magazine while I was taking a dump, nothing surprising about that. I just finished all of the articles and I took a quick skim through the advertisements in the back and I saw this small little advertisement about "rings that'll make you live forever". This was just too ******ed that I couldn't leave it alone, so I went to their homepage. I can't believe they got a patent.

http://alexchiu.com/eternallife/index.html

 

[Halcohol]

I want this one. It's clearly made of a space-age material that deflects age rays.

 

[CrAzYMoFo]

I guess Hobbits are real too.

 

[Kritish]

I wonder if it comes with a free e-meter?

 

[Speedball]

I wonder if it comes with a free e-meter?

No, but you get Fran points if you buy one.

 

[Kritish]

Check out the disclaimer

My devices are believed to do the followings:

* Alter aging process. (Turn a person physically younger.)
* Allow humans to stay physically young forever.
* Cure various kinds of illnesses and diseases.
* Improve health.

 

[Halcohol]

Check out the disclaimer

My devices are believed to do the followings:

* Alter aging process. (Turn a person physically younger.)
* Allow humans to stay physically young forever.
* Cure various kinds of illnesses and diseases.
* Improve health.

Screw one. I'm buying seven.

 

[Speedball]

I've already got one.
It's why I look like a 16 year old, but I'm really 21.t:

 

[Kritish]

I'm glad that dude hasn't to be a thousand years old or something.

 

[Halcohol]

I've already got one.
It's why I look like a 16 year old, but I'm really 21.t:

 

[Speedball]

LOL!
I'd love to look that young when I'm 80.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I must have one too because I look like i'm 18 and i'm 21.

 

[onejeremytogo]

OMG I can't believe they tell you how to make them yourself with duct tape. LMAO! The diagrams are pencil scratches at that.

 

[Manic]

So that's what Carlos Santana has been using all these years!

 

[Kent]

The fact that said popular science mag actually accepts ads from these kinds of weirdos probably tells you something about the mag as a whole.

 

[Kritish]

The fact that said popular science mag actually accepts ads from these kinds of weirdos probably tells you something about the mag as a whole.

It's a mainstream magazine, but normally the worst crap you get in the ads section is those hove machines that float about few millimeters off the ground. But this, this saddens me.

http://www.popsci.com/popsci/

 

[04nbod]

i take that and raise you a young blonde elf that could be older than elrond!

 

[Kent]

It's a mainstream magazine, but normally the worst crap you get in the ads section is those hove machines that float about few millimeters off the ground. But this, this saddens me.

http://www.popsci.com/popsci/

There really are very few good science mags out there. You learn pretty quickly if you know what to look for.
"Scientific American" is one of the few really good ones (and I love Michael Shermer's "Skeptic"-column in it).

 

[Kritish]

There really are very few good science mags out there. You learn pretty quickly if you know what to look for.
"Scientific American" is one of the few really good ones (and I love Michael Shermer's "Skeptic"-column in it).

I've got those and National Geographic as well.

 

[shapeshifter]

i can't believe that smirnoff is making spring water that gets you drunk now. i guess everyone is jumping on the healthy living crazy. whats next air? shoes? little boxes of curry?

 

[ANTOINE X]

No comment!

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

this will look great next to that time machine I bought on eBay

 

[Mee]

I guess Hobbits are real too.

 

[Noon]

And here is the 'Inventor', lmao

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WePrOeMcXSk[/YT]

 

[Darthphere]

Damn son.