I discovered my dad's porn stash!

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  1. Docker2.0 Watchin' you!

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    There are somethings you don't need to know about your dad! He's almost 60 years old! I was helping him clean his house and I was picking some things off the floor and I just happen to notice one of his cabinets open. When I go to his place I notice it's always locked and to see it open sparked my interest and man was I shocked from what I saw in there! My dad is into some kinky shhh!! :shock I quickly glanced through some of them(some of them I wantedfor myself)but some of it was sick. I quickly put everything back in place so that he wouldnt know that I seen his supply and we finished cleaning the house. Afterwards we both washed our hands and I couldn't help but notice he had a very strong grip. I don't know if it was from all those years as a firefighter or.... arm lifts. I'm just shocked peeps. :csad:
     
  2. kane9321 oakland's finest

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    i cant stop laughing..oh gawd
     
  3. Rocker22 Registered

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    That is pretty funny.
     
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  6. Captain_BluTac You Better Run

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    Just be glad it wasn't home made and involving your mother.:o
     
  7. Captain Planet! The Power Is Yours

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    Um... Congrats?
     
  8. Docker2.0 Watchin' you!

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    Agreed! :up: But I notice that whenever me and my girlfriend goes over to his place for dinner or whatever, I could swear I see him eyeing her from behind. And I did notice some asian porn there as well. My dad is sick! :csad:

    :cmad:
     
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    You and your dad should share and watch porn tapes together. After all nothing brings a father and son closer than porn.
     
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    the horror :dry:
     
  11. Lunar_Wolf WTF face

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    What kind of kinky stuff are we talking about here?
     
  12. Docker2.0 Watchin' you!

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    I can't really get into details but we'll just say all holes are filled at the same time. :dry: And I seen one called "choke the bi+ch"..........:huh: and judging from the cover, that's exactly what it is about. I just hope he hasnt done this before.
     
  13. Mister J Enlightened to the Great Darkness

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    This is all too much. :lmao:

    Thanks, Docker. It had been a slow morning so far. :up:
     
  14. November Rain Single Mother

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    psssh, i used to watch porn with my dad when i was 9/10....

    we'd both stay up to watch german cable channels...good times...
     
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    Do you think hes done that to your mom?
     
  16. Symbiotic Registered

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    :wow:
     
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    My deepest condolences.
     
  18. Captain_BluTac You Better Run

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    Well until he tries to shove his **** down your girlfriends throat, don't worry. :o
     
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    o_O

    Ew.
     
  20. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    I think Docker is upset because his dad's stash is better than his. :o
     
  21. Captain Planet! The Power Is Yours

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    [​IMG]
     
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    yea Docker....your pops is holding out on you...
     
  23. Lunar_Wolf WTF face

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    Madness! You must hook the net for him.:cwink:
     
  24. Lobo Liv is Life

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    :up:
     
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    Everyone's worried about your dad doing this to your mother or girlfriend...

    I'd be worried about him asking me to help him fulfill one of those "filling all the holes" experiments:shock .
     

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