I feel like such an Idiot!

[The Apatow Crew]

Sorry for trying to help you.

No thank you! You have already helped me in so many ways!


I don't know what the hell i was thinking before! You guys are a life saver!

THANK YOU ALL!!!!!

 

[Alex The Great]

Suicidal Much?

 

[Eggyman]

You're welcome, I'm sure.

 

[Alex The Great]

I feel rather Insulted eggy, hold me

 

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL is Lying. Here is why he's doing this ****.

P.S So we.....****ed uf your chance of getting Laid?

No Pun Intended.....

Spoiler

oj maybe a little

So you will let her go.....becuase some guys on the internet were poking fun at us?

Go Team!

Well, you guys know better then I do. idon't know a damn thing cause i'm not out ****ing myself so i don't know. I'm just learning from the masters.

what do i know i'm just a pathetic who can't handle anything cause i'm just a burger jockey in your words. and no women wants a man who can't provide anything.


as for the sex thing? who needs?! I've gone this long with it, why not go even longer!

 

[Eggyman]

I feel rather Insulted eggy, hold me

Ok, but you have to promise to blow in my ear and call me Spanky McF**kerbottom.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Suicidal Much?

why would I

I feel soo happy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Alex The Great]

Well, you guys know better then I do. idon't know a damn thing cause i'm not out ****ing myself so i don't know. I'm just learning from the masters.

what do i know i'm just a pathetic who can't handle anything cause i'm just a burger jockey in your words. and no women wants a man who can't provide anything.


as for the sex thing? who needs?! I've gone this long with it, why not go even longer!

Everyone needs sex

 

[Crook]

You know? I'm just gonna forget this whole thing.

Since what your all saying is that i'm such a whole loser and can't provide.

So i'm just gonna not go to that halloween party with her tomorrow and stay home and do nothing. That way she can get a better man who has all the things i don't have and don't have to waste her time with someone who's such a pathetic loser as myself.

Thank you all for clearing it up! I feel so much better about myself and saved me a whole lot of trouble in my life! What would i do without everyone on here! Godbess you all every single on of you! Thank You!

What the hell? I thought you were past this exaggerated emotional *****fit response you were prone to doing? No one said to ditch anything. Just advising that you set your priorities straight for yourself, as that is what's most important.

You can't handle a relationship with someone, if you can't handle yourself first. It's sound advice for anyone.

In any case, you can multi-task. Maybe this newfound friendship gives an incentive to better your own personal strife, whatever they may be. There's nothing wrong with that.

 

[Alex The Great]

Oh Jal :heart:

 

[Erzengel]

When JAL doesn't like what he hears, he blows up. He may not worship Alba anymore but in a lot of ways, he's still the same.

Most of us weren't telling you not to date JAL and I'm sure when you are making out with her tomorrow at the party, you'll be like "what do they know?". We are just saying to make sure your "priorities" are all in a row and you're not distracted from your previous goals.

 

[Alex The Great]

too late erz. he gone *poof*

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Well you know thats how you get popular ALex. by the misfuntunes of others.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

What the hell? I thought you were past this exaggerated emotional b1tchfit response you were prone to doing? No one said to ditch anything. Just advising that you set your priorities straight for yourself, as that is what's most important.

You can't handle a relationship with someone, if you can't handle yourself first. It's sound advice for anyone.

In any case, you can multi-task. Maybe this newfound friendship gives an incentive to better your own personal strife, whatever they may be. There's nothing wrong with that.

But everyone is saying. I can't afford to be in a relationship. so what the hell i'm i suppose to do?

 

[Alex The Great]

What in the blue hued hell?

 

[Erzengel]

Well what is your plan? Let's say things work out and you 2 start dating? Do you plan on trying to move up in Sonic to like assistant manager? What's your direction?

 

[JLBats]

The last two pages have been gold.

 

[Eggyman]

JAL, WTF?! There are some points in this thread where I could understand your complaint. The last two pages have been genuine advice. WTF's your problem, man? Look, a date's a date, and it's great and all that you're doing it... and all we have been saying is don't lose sight of the big picture; it isn't one way or the other, all or nothing.

Nobody's been attacking you. I just think you don't like what you have heard - but you must have misheard because no one was saying not to date.

Calm down lol

 

[Crook]

But everyone is saying. I can't afford to be in a relationship. so what the hell i'm i suppose to do?

Think in the long-term. You've gotta know if you're able to support yourself and someone else in the long run. Whether that be financially or emotionally. Otherwise, the present is pointless.

 

[Showtime]

It seems like you've gotten some sound advice in this thread, but you are taking a bit of a ribbing in some respects as well JAL. That is what happens when you open a thread asking for advice, especially this particular subject.

My opinion is that you aren't going to be marrying this girl most likely, so be yourself, and don't worry about the future. You should have a future plan in general with or without said girl in it.

 

[Lobo]

But everyone is saying. I can't afford to be in a relationship. so what the hell i'm i suppose to do?

Oh, I don't know, maybe not listen to them? Do what you feel is right.

 

[Erzengel]

Or maybe he cannot overreact especially since no one is telling him what to do?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I just can't win freaking can i?


I mean when did just getting a Girlfriend be such a pain in the ass?


So what your only saying if you have money you can? Is that what your trying to say? Your sayin i can't have a gf cause i don't make enough money!

Is that what your trying to tell me! When freaking people who collect from the goverment who don't do a damn thing are allowed to cause they have money but not me. is that all what your saying! Cause i don't make 300 or so dollars a week! SOMEONE PLEASE JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!!!!!!

 

[Erzengel]

Actually that's not what we are saying. You are reading our posts and essentially thinking we are implying something that we are not.

If you actually "read" what most of us said, and this is the 3rd time I'm saying this is make sure your priorities are still the same as before you met this girl.

And honestly, I hope you don't "freak out" like this when you are with her.

 

[Eggyman]

Why are you asking us what we want, and then complaining about us telling you to do stuff?

We don't want anything. I think we were all just trying to warn you that being in a relationship is 'good' and that we are happy that you have one and we ARE glad you are in/nearly in one, but not to forget the big picture about where you want to go and what you want to do in your life.

It's easy to get tunnel vision when you first start dating, because it is great and a wonderful thing; just try to keep your head - women come and go, but your life is yours forever, mate. Don't put it on the back burner for her.

It's early days though. Just relax.

Showtime's post says this perfectly.