I feel like such an Idiot!

[Prison Mike]

i'm typing in the dark. so the typing is worse then usuall.

is your power out or something?

 

[The Squirrel]

Do we know what this lady looks like yet?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

is your power out or something?

No. I'm just to lazy to turn on the light. I have a bit of a headache. and the light would make it worse.

 

[Prison Mike]

No. I'm just to lazy to turn on the light. I have a bit of a headache. and the light would make it worse.

tylenol works great for headaches.

 

[JLBats]

No. I'm just to lazy to turn on the light. I have a bit of a headache. and the light would make it worse.

First sign of syphilis is a head-ache.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

tylenol works great for headaches.

I don't really have anything to take right now. So i just gotta deal though the pain.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

First sign of syphilis is a head-ache.

Yeah, sure thats what it is.

Everyone just laugh it up. like its some kind of big goddamn joke.

 

[JLBats]

Everyone just laugh it up. like its some kind of big goddamn joke.

This is usually how I joke with male friends

 

[The Apatow Crew]

This is usually how I joke with male friends

by sayin they have a std? Your one hell of a friend.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

by sayin they have a std? Your one hell of a friend.

You need to lighten up.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Yesah. sure i need to lighten up. when people are telling me i might have a std a few days after i had sex. now people are making me all paranoid and ****, over this. you don't joke about this stuff. not right now at this moment.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I sincerely hope that you don't freak out like this in front of this girl.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I sincerely hope that you don't freak out like this in front of this girl.

No i'm not gonna do that. why would i do that?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Because that seems to be the thing you do when someone says something you don't like or don't want to hear. And that's probably going to happen in a relationship with this girl. So you're going to have to learn how to...y'know...not freak out like this maybe?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm not freaking out i know how to handle stuff online and in real life.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I'm not freaking out i know how to handle stuff online and in real life.

Oh really?

You know? I'm just gonna forget this whole thing.

Since what your all saying is that i'm such a whole loser and can't provide.

So i'm just gonna not go to that halloween party with her tomorrow and stay home and do nothing. That way she can get a better man who has all the things i don't have and don't have to waste her time with someone who's such a pathetic loser as myself.

Thank you all for clearing it up! I feel so much better about myself and saved me a whole lot of trouble in my life! What would i do without everyone on here! Godbess you all every single on of you! Thank You!

No thank you! You have already helped me in so many ways!


I don't know what the hell i was thinking before! You guys are a life saver!

THANK YOU ALL!!!!!

Well, you guys know better then I do. idon't know a damn thing cause i'm not out ****ing myself so i don't know. I'm just learning from the masters.

what do i know i'm just a pathetic who can't handle anything cause i'm just a burger jockey in your words. and no women wants a man who can't provide anything.


as for the sex thing? who needs?! I've gone this long with it, why not go even longer!

why would I

I feel soo happy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm not freaking out today. and that was before i got down with my bad self.

I've calmed down.

 

[Erzengel]

JAL honestly, while it's great to have fun and what not, you don't seem to "grasp" the concept of responsibility. Sex is a responsibility and I hate to sound like an after school special, if you think you are responsible enough to have sex, you should be responsible enough to think about STDs (you don't know how may guys this girl has banged) or the fact that condoms are not 100% proof.

And before you freak out on me, saying I'm making you paranoid. Most of us here who have had sex, have had a instance where we probably did something stupid while drunk like did bareback sex with a girl or slept with a girl of disreputable taste. But yeah if you are having sex, it's something you have to think about, and if this girl tells you she's on birth control make her get tested.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

JAL honestly, while it's great to have fun and what not, you don't seem to "grasp" the concept of responsibility. Sex is a responsibility and I hate to sound like an after school special, if you think you are responsible enough to have sex, you should be responsible enough to think about STDs (you don't know how may guys this girl has banged) or the fact that condoms are not 100% proof.

And before you freak out on me, saying I'm making you paranoid. Most of us here who have had sex, have had a instance where we probably did something stupid while drunk like did bareback sex with a girl or slept with a girl of disreputable taste. But yeah if you are having sex, it's something you have to think about, and if this girl tells you she's on birth control make her get tested.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Okay I will do so then. Thank you for providing me with the most useful information.

 

[Eggyman]

... and make sure she's not banging some guy from shift B.

 

[Erzengel]

Okay I will do so then. Thank you for providing me with the most useful information.

It is estimated that 1 in 5 Americans between the ages of 15 and 55 are currently infected with one or more STDs, and 12 million Americans are newly infected each year.

And of those people infected, a lot of them unaware that they are.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

thanks for those delightful little numbers.

 

[Crook]

And of those people infected, a lot of them unaware that they are.

Wtf? Those numbers are waaaaayyy too high. Now *I'm* getting paranoid.

 

[Erzengel]

The vagina is not always your friend.