I feel like such an Idiot!

[knowsbleed]

It's not the end of the world and I'm not insinuating that you are any less of man because of it.

However, when you say stuff like "sex isn't everything" it means quite a difference from a person who has had it versus a person who hasn't had it. When one says it after having sex and then says it isn't everything, it's because he or she has a deeper understanding of it. When one says it before one has sex, it really comes off as someone who's just using a "sour grape" defense mechanism.

I equate it to JAL making fun of films he's never seen before...

 

[Erzengel]

Haha! I get it! That's awesome. It's...how do you say...a double en tundra(sp)?

That's great.

But anywho...Yeah sex is like Erz(can I call you Erz?) said, it's not the basis for a relationship. Sex can be amazing and all but I prefer food and sunset or maybe a walk along the shore at night. Maybe a winter morning when school and work is canceled and just laying (lay...lying..leying...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!) with the person under covers, either watching the snow fall, or a good movie.

Uh....I'd rather be having sex right now than anything else. If given the following choices:

A) Have a big ole breakfast of eggs, bacon, toast, hash browns, and a waffle with OJ
B) Calling in sick today and playing video games all day
C) Having sex

The answer will always be C. :heart:

 

[knowsbleed]

I don't see why all those things you just listed can't be accomplished before, after or during the sex... and maybe a little bit more of the sex after A), B) and C).

 

[Erzengel]

Well in an ideal situation it'd be C, A, B then C again.

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

I think just reading this thread gave me back my virginity

 

[knowsbleed]

Well in an ideal situation it'd be C, A, B then C again.

I'd go C, B, A and then recoup and then C again... but that's just me. I'd like to know that after a night of C that I'd have peace of mind that I B'd before I C'd again...

Aing is optional really.

 

[Eggyman]

I'd have that great-sounding breakfast at the end of the list. I hate sex on a full stomach - I feel all bloated and off balance.

But you know what I would prefer after sex? An empty apartment.

[/bliss]

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

I'd have that great-sounding breakfast at the end of the list. I hate sex on a full stomach - I feel all bloated and off balance.

But you know what I would prefer after sex? An empty apartment.

[/bliss]

And the washing done

 

[Erzengel]

I'd have that great-sounding breakfast at the end of the list. I hate sex on a full stomach - I feel all bloated and off balance.

But you know what I would prefer after sex? An empty apartment.

[/bliss]

But the video game thing is like an all day thing. So you'd have to have your breakfast before that.

 

[Eggyman]

But the video game thing is like an all day thing. So you'd have to have your breakfast before that.

Very good point. I overlooked that because I rarely have breakfast. I normally make it to lunch on a wave of caffeine.

 

[knowsbleed]

I've gone a night without eating to sacrifice a full stomach in exchange for a night of sex without bathroom breaks... the only ingestion was to hydrate. Well... I can't really say that, but that's the only ingestion on my part. Plus, I hate waking up with her in the mood and me in the mood... to use the bathroom, very much the mood killer for me.

 

[jaguarr]

I've gone a night without eating to sacrifice a full stomach in exchange for a night of sex without bathroom breaks... the only ingestion was to hydrate. Well... I can't really say that, but that's the only ingestion on my part. Plus, I hate waking up with her in the mood and me in the mood... to use the bathroom, very much the mood killer for me.

Get her into golden showers. Everyone wins!

jag

 

[Erzengel]

It's one thing to wizz on a girl, it's another to lay on sheets covered with same. That's just plain sick.

 

[jaguarr]

It's one thing to wizz on a girl, it's another to lay on sheets covered with same. That's just plain sick.

Dude...rubber sheets or make her ingest it. Think it through.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

But then it rolls off behind the bed. And I haven't installed my 2% grade floors so everything drains to a drain in the middle of the room.

 

[jaguarr]

But then it rolls off behind the bed. And I haven't installed my 2% grade floors so everything drains to a drain in the middle of the room.

Are you an AmeriCAN or an AmeriCAN'T?

jag

 

[JLBats]

Damn it! Its everything! Or are you f'ing with me?! Don't try to stop me from possibility getting some i'll go buck wild up in this joint like a mug!

All these words are English, but put together it lurches like a malfunctioning Megazord

 

[Erzengel]

Right!! Okay!! Fight!!! /powerranger]

 

[JLBats]

The black Ranger was marginalized

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

All these words are English, but put together it lurches like a malfunctioning Megazord

The dudes 27 and working in some burger joint, what do you expect his grammar to be like?

 

[JLBats]

Don't try to stop me from possibility crushing his spirits.

 

[Eggyman]

He's used to that. Aim higher.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

JAL shouldn't feel bad about not being able to approach a girl and ask her out. That's quite normal. What isn't normal is having meaningful conversations with the machines at the Laundromat I work at like I've been doing. But really, can you guys blame me? I work the Graveyard Shift and sometimes those are the only things in there I can chat with.

 

[UA-Archangel]

I did not memorize it. How is knowning something everyone else could know creepy?

When you manage to make yourself available at those times you know she's free or not free or engaged or not engaged or taking a crap or eating breakfast or reading the newspaper or not reading the newspaper.

Yeah, it can get creepy.

 

[UA-Archangel]

But the video game thing is like an all day thing. So you'd have to have your breakfast before that.

I'm going to try and take Christmas off this year, my one day off in many moons.

I'm going to try and do just that.