I feel like such an Idiot!

[JLBats]

Who says i'm gonna make one if that happens?

I'd be too drunk and depressed to come here.

You tell us everything else
Liiiike, dude, we didn't want to tell you, but we're starting to assume your only means of communication is vBulletin.

But I can only help you here by giving you a pleasant quote by John Darnielle that I feel applies.
'cause breaking up is the ****tiest thing in the world. And as much as I joke, you hurt is still... somebody hurt. And that hurts.

"This is a song I sing, that I want you to have in your heart when the day comes that you see a person whose lips, when they first met yours, filled you with a joy that you had not known before that day. When the day comes that the same lips fill you with the revulsion you would reserve for an open grave, I want you to know this song. You may not want to sing it, you may not want to remember it. But I have sadistic tendencies! And I want you to remember me on that day, cause I've been right down there with you."

Cheerful chap.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

When I was rounding 3rd base I got thrown out by the outfielder that only shows up once a month

You got thrown at by Aunt Flo?

 

[UA-Archangel]

You got thrown at by Aunt Flo?

Probably the Primal Mean Streak.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Probably the Primal Mean Streak.

The Pink Meanance

 

[DeGenerate10]

You got thrown at by Aunt Flo?

Ol' Mother Nature has a hell of a throwing arm I'll tell you that.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Ol' Mother Nature has a hell of a throwing arm I'll tell you that.

Shes like you're out!!!!!!!!!

 

[DeGenerate10]

Shes like you're out!!!!!!!!!

But I never got in

 

[The Apatow Crew]

But I never got in

she was like your out before your even in. special rules.

 

[Erzengel]

JAL I know you may be new to this, but you aren't 17, you shouldn't be really kissing and telling. I mean, it's one thing to announce you had sex for the first time, but you should express a little "tact" when it comes to announcing the play by play of you being intimate. I don't think she would appreciate you coming on here and telling everyone.

 

[Two-Face]

What's private should stay private.

 

[Erzengel]

Well it's one thing talking in hindsight or down the road, I think if the thread called for the most interesting place you've ever done it, it's one thing but saying how far you got last night on your date with a girl you are into?

 

[I Am The Knight]

It's wrong, it's just WRONG!

 

[Duende Verde]

WRONG FORUM!​

Isn't it about time a mod moved J Apatow's Lover's thread to fan fiction?

 

[jaguarr]

JAL I know you may be new to this, but you aren't 17, you shouldn't be really kissing and telling. I mean, it's one thing to announce you had sex for the first time, but you should express a little "tact" when it comes to announcing the play by play of you being intimate. I don't think she would appreciate you coming on here and telling everyone.

Agreed.

jag

 

[black_dust]

Imagine if she is a hype member by a freak coincidence! and reads this thread "Wtf??? i went out on a date last night and that happened as well OMG THIS IS ABOUT ME!!!"

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I think anything that happens in my house is gonna stay there. But if its something else like on a date or at work i will discuss it other then that i'm shutting up.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Imagine if she is a hype member by a freak coincidence! and reads this thread "Wtf??? i went out on a date last night and that happened as well OMG THIS IS ABOUT ME!!!"

It's pretty safe to assume she's definitely not a Hype! member. Think about it.

 

[Prison Mike]

I think anything that happens in my house is gonna stay there. But if its something else like on a date or at work i will discuss it other then that i'm shutting up.

good idea

 

[The Apatow Crew]

good idea

I know when to keep it shut at the right moment.

 

[Prison Mike]

I know when to keep it shut at the right moment.

that's what she said.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I know when to keep it shut at the right moment.

Has that skill come in handy often?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Has that skill come in handy often?

No, not really. I'm gonna start trying it out now.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

that's what she said.

lmao i knew you were gonna say that.

 

[Duende Verde]

Not per say. But i rounded some bases.

1st and 2nd.

Did it feel like a bag of sand?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Did it feel like a bag of sand?

oh, yeah, definitely. and she was talking do dirty, going me so horny me love you long time.