I feel like such an Idiot!

[Sarge 2.0]

I hate who ever came up with me looking like Frankenberry.

It was your moistress.

 

[knowsbleed]

Go as a pantsless Frankenberry... then ask her, "Would you like any milk with your cereal?"

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Go as a pantsless Frankenberry... then ask her, "Would you like any milk with your cereal?"

That's total 100% class there.

 

[knowsbleed]

Well, you're a classy guy...






... but not really.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Well, you're a classy guy...






... but not really.

Hey I ooze class.

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey I ooze class.

Don't tell her that... she might be scared of STDs.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Don't tell her that... she might be scared of STDs.

You can't one from yourself, so its all cool. Like the other side of the pillow.

 

[Captain Planet!]

You can't one from yourself, so its all cool. Like the other side of the pillow.

....

 

[Erzengel]

Translation: You can't catch a STD from yourself.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Translation: You can't catch a STD from yourself.

Someone understands me. I can say stuff better aloud. Its just written on a message board it sounds like crap.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

It went well. Damn well that is.

1. Where did you go?
2. What did you do?
3. Would she say "it went damn well" too?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

1. Where did you go?
2. What did you do?
3. Would she say "it went damn well" too?

Wel l Idon't think I'd say personal matters here. Like soneone else said to me before on here.

But to give you some short answers.

1. We went to the mall to get her sister a wedding present.
2. We went back to my place and ordered some food and watched a movie. on count of the rain.
3. Yeah, I think she would with how it ended. (non-sexual)

 

[knowsbleed]

Does she have a car?
How old is she?

If you've answered these questions already then go ahead and answer them again because you think I'm awesome like that.

 

[Troy_Parker]

Here's why.

I feel like such a dumbass right now. Like a stinky ass turd. I'm suxh a pathetic loser.

Why is it i can't even do the easiest of takes like talking to a girl. one simple sentance?

This girl at work. It was my chance to talk to her and i scrwed it up by saying something completely stupid.

Well she was at the sink filling up a bucket of sanitzer.And i ask her if she needed any help. and she was like no. and said something along the lines of forgetting how to use the sink or something like that Cause she was in a hurry.

It left me open for a line to say to her but i just frooze. I mean i would have helped her but i had to leave to catch the bus.


Thats why i said i feel like a pathetic loser. and for this week i think shes working the 3-11 shift so i won't really see heer til the last hour. her and a friend swtich off sehifts each week. one week a person takes days and the next week they take lights.

But the person working days this week is her best friend so i guess that could be a good thing kinda. talk to and ask her friend stuff about her.

Any advice from anyone on how to fix tthis and properly tslk to her without seeming like a moron or idiot and saying something stupid like this again?

even though your avatar is teh awsomeness..(dean rocks t...you made a thread about this? I have the exact same problem with "this" girl...i can talk to her properly...for 20 seconds atleast then my, "oh crap, she's HERE OMGOMG!!" side takes over...and i look like a loof...i mean fool

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Does she have a car?
How old is she?

If you've answered these questions already then go ahead and answer them again because you think I'm awesome like that.

Yes, she does.

Shes's 25 and i'm 27. So close age difference.

 

[Duende Verde]

Well shes kinda a mixture of Mila Kunis and Emmanuelle Chriqui.

You're describing the back of her head, right?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You're describing the back of her head, right?

Don't be silly her hair doesn't even look like that. Its way more darker.

 

[jaguarr]

Don't be silly her hair doesn't even look like that. Its way more darker.

How many times can you wrap it around your fists?

jag

 

[The Apatow Crew]

How many times can you wrap it around your fists?

jag

oh, maybe twice, 3 if i'm lucky..

 

[Troy_Parker]

is it just me, or are these questions getting weirder...and weirder?

(excluding this question..lol!!) t:

 

[jaguarr]

oh, maybe twice, 3 if i'm lucky..

That was a trick question. You better hope she doesn't join these boards some day and see your answer (which I have preserved above).

jag

 

[The Apatow Crew]

That was a trick question. You better hope she doesn't join these boards some day and see your answer (which I have preserved above).

jag

I was just joking around that too.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I was just joking around that too.

No you weren't.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I wouldn't dare lie about a such thing.

 

[knowsbleed]

Does she have a car? Does she have her own place? Have you asked her to move in yet? If not, you should. Right now.