I feel like such an Idiot!

[Alex The Great]

Wait...so what happened? You still going to the Haloween party with this girl or are you not going to go?

Cause when she asks you gonna say ''Alex The Great and Co. insulted me )

see there, Don't let a bunch of guys who will probably never get some vagina ruin your date, Get some vagina son!

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Wanted to post thing again, since it was at the bottom of the page and would therefore get lost;

Don't listen to these guys JAL, have fun with your girl right now in these great first stages of the relationship. Live in the now right now. This girl is in her mid-20s working at the same fast food place, she's not some high powered executive looking for a well off man, she knows how much you make and that didn't make any difference in her wanting to go out with you. Sure, down the line if you two get more serious the conversation of future goals may come up, but right now just have some fun.

 

[Alex The Great]

^

 

[Alex The Great]

why would I

I feel soo happy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

haha, scary

 

[Sarge 2.0]

why would I

I feel soo happy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm sorry but I almost pissed myself when this part came up. This thread has been ****ing gold.

 

[Alex The Great]

Same here. But that post creeps me out. he's going all crazy

 

[JLBats]

Don't listen to these guys JAL, have fun with your girl right now in these great first stages of the relationship. Live in the now right now. This girl is in her mid-20s working at the same fast food place, she's not some high powered executive looking for a well off man, she knows how much you make and that didn't make any difference in her wanting to go out with you. Sure, down the line if you two get more serious the conversation of future goals may come up, but right now just have some fun.

Agreed, except:

I say, hopefully, that you be really, really self-centered and believe that this relationship is the be all and end all of your life and world

And throw everything into it
And bet the farm

And hopefully she's just as driven and narcissistic as yourself, 'cause, boy! could you dig a deep hole!

[/JLBat's conception of romance]

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Wanted to post thing again, since it was at the bottom of the page and would therefore get lost;

Don't listen to these guys JAL, have fun with your girl right now in these great first stages of the relationship. Live in the now right now. This girl is in her mid-20s working at the same fast food place, she's not some high powered executive looking for a well off man, she knows how much you make and that didn't make any difference in her wanting to go out with you. Sure, down the line if you two get more serious the conversation of future goals may come up, but right now just have some fun.

Okay I will. I am briefty gonna be on here.

I'm gonna go to that part as a surgeon, cause shes going as a nurse. only reason i'm going as that cause her dad is one and had extra stuff around the house.

Shes picking it up fromn her parents house and then will come pick me up and leave for the party.

So if things go well, i won't be on tonight and if i am it will be later at night like midnight or so.

 

[Lobo]

If things go really well, you wont be on until tomorrow

 

[Captain Planet!]

We need details, son.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

HAHAHAHA

Wouldnt you like to know.

 

[Brick]

I know

 

[The Original Bamfer]

HAHAHAHA

Wouldnt you like to know.

I would rather not, actually.

 

[Erzengel]

He wants to though, you can tell by his signature. It won't take too much prodding.

 

[JLBats]

You obviously want to tell us, you pleb, so just do it.

 

[Eggyman]

He wants to though, you can tell by his signature. It won't take too much prodding.

That's what she said?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

That's what she said?

Snap!

 

[JLBats]

I'll bet if he did the deed he made a face like Spider-Man when he was trying to stop the train

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I really have no idea why you're visualizing this. I'm terrified of what my mind may conjure up when I'm forced to "moderate" this thread after he does give us the unfortunate details.

 

[Erzengel]

I've been here what over 4 years now. I've yet to see someone come here after the fact to announce it.

 

[JLBats]

I really have no idea why you're visualizing this. I'm terrified of what my mind may conjure up when I'm forced to "moderate" this thread after he does give us the unfortunate details.

I am cursed with an exTREMEly visual mind

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I know

Do you now?

 

[JLBats]

I can assume from his sig that he had sex from 11:59 yesterday to 12:01 today.

zInG!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

11:59 PM - 12:01 AM?

 

[Eggyman]

I can assume from his sig that he had sex from 11:59 yesterday to 12:01 today.

zInG!

Haha. It must've taken him a minute to put the condom on.

Congrats appletoe!