I got a job

[Joker]

I now officially work at Toys 'R' Us...w00t

 

[Immortalfire]

Woot

 

[Tsunulia]

Yay toys! Yay money! Boo work!

 

[Joker]

it's not even really work...I either bring things from the back up to people, like the power wheels and stuff, or I check people out at the register, or I just walk around the floor asking if anyone needs help. Also, I'm one step closer to becoming a superman villain now

 

[Mister J]

Did they make you recite the theme song before hiring you?

 

[Themanofbat]

Get a real job, ya bum...

 

[Joker]

Did they make you recite the theme song before hiring you?

no ...they have a theme song?

 

[Immortalfire]

Did they make you recite the theme song before hiring you?

I don't wanna grow up...I'm a Toys R Us kid...

 

[Joker]

Get a real job, ya bum...

I'll get a real job....as soon as you move to A REAL COUNTRY!!

 

[Joker]

I don't wanna grow up...I'm a Toys R Us kid...

oh god...now I remember...that s**t is old school

 

[sassycat]

COOL!





God I wish I had a job

 

[Tsunulia]

no ...they have a theme song?

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a ToysR'Us kid!

 

[Joker]

COOL!





God I wish I had a job

if you're a female as your name suggests, I have a job you can do


please dont get me banned for sexual harrasment

 

[Equint77]

congrats.... Toys R Us is a good place to pick up MILF's.... just let the kids play with their toy and work on playing with their mom's.

 

[Joker]

the interview was pretty weird...it was a group interview with me and some really hot chick (I dont think she got hired) where the guy asked us what our favorite toy was, and then we had to do a commercial for a toy they had in the office...it was odd

 

[sassycat]

if you're a female as your name suggests, I have a job you can do


please dont get me banned for sexual harrasment

BANNED!

 

[Joker]

BANNED!

I uh...I meant as a secretary! yeah yeah that's it! cause that's all women are fit to do in the workplace! wait! no! no! that's not what I meant!

 

[Mister J]

Too much sex talk. Back to the wholesomeness. OK, altogether now...

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys 'R Us kid
There's a million toys at Toys 'R Us that I can play with!
From bikes, to trains, to video games,
It's the biggest toy store there is! Gee whiz!
I don't want to grow, cuz baby if I did, I wouldn't be a Toys 'R Us kid!

More games, more toys, more fun, oh boy! I wanna be Toys 'R Us kid!

 

[tzarinna]

So what kind of a discount do you get?
I think I'll do that part time for....gasp.....christmas!

 

[sassycat]

I uh...I meant as a secretary! yeah yeah that's it! cause that's all women are fit to do in the workplace! wait! no! no! that's not what I meant!

*SLAP*

 

[Equint77]

the interview was pretty weird...it was a group interview with me and some really hot chick (I dont think she got hired) where the guy asked us what our favorite toy was, and then we had to do a commercial for a toy they had in the office...it was odd

that doesn't sound like a standard job interview.

Sue for mental damages. :heart:

 

[Erzengel]

no ...they have a theme song?

I will never grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid with so much toys at Toys R Us that I can play with...

 

[Joker]

So what kind of a discount do you get?
I think I'll do that part time for....gasp.....christmas!

10% off of everything except video game consoles. I originally applied for seasonal work there, but they hired me as a permanent person to replace a guy who's leaving, so that's pretty awesome.

 

[Joker]

*SLAP*

violence is the first sign of attraction...or something

 

[Equint77]

10% off of everything except video game consoles. I originally applied for seasonal work there, but they hired me as a permanent person to replace a guy who's leaving, so that's pretty awesome.

that's bull****... but at least you'll be able to buy a PS3 if you want to and not have to have to hack off someone's head on release day.