I hate cash, especially change

[Fred_Fury]

why cant everybody just use debit/credit cards? its so much easier and more efficient and saves the rainforrest. I hate having a pocket full of pennies, nickles, dimes, quarters... I hate pulling out cash, counting out how much I need, then handing it to the cashier only to have her count it again... and then hand me back 15 thousand nickles and pennies

DO AWAY WITH CASH!

 

[Mee]

I'll take your cash if you don't want it.

 

[Immortalfire]

I'll take your cash if you don't want it.

Seconded.

 

[Fred_Fury]

I'll take your cash if you don't want it.

I try to deposit my cash into my bank account as soon as I get it... or spend it as soon as I get it.

 

[Immortalfire]

This thread looks like a spawn of Musclesforsupes. I recall how ticked he got about the Campbell's soup possibilities ads.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Society has evolved to the point where all we have is trust. Cash is a symbol of that trust. Is the a mark of a higher or lower society? Is a society where people give away valuable possesions and riches in exchange for numbered slips of paper an enlightened one? Or are its denizens simply fools to be taken advantage of? To take it a step further, now we exist soley upn the promise of numbered slips of paper. Indeed, we sell our valued possessions for nothingness! And you in all your wisdom suggest we continue blundering along the path of the blind and foolish. One day! One day the sons of man will run amok and the civilizations will come crashing down around you!! And what will you have then! Credit! Debit! Such things are ignominious! Credit will be Discredit! Debit will be Debt! Promises will be lies and all will be forsaken! Take a good look , for this, my friend, is the fate to which you would hasten us.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

make no mistake fred, the feeling is mutual

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This is why so many will be eager to receive the Mark of the Beast.

 

[Equint77]

if fred hates money so much... I'm sure his local markets would ablige hyis request to trade his sneakers for food.

Bartering, the other alternative.

 

[maxwell's demon]

if we could harness the endless energy of fred fury's hate we could solve the worlds energy, food, climate, and virgin (or unvirgin) problems all at once.

 

[Erzengel]

Maybe Fred Fury isn't good with money. When someone tells him that'll be $13.52. Maybe he starts sweating and turning red as he struggles to find the correct amount of money on his person.

 

[Ronny Shade]

if we could harness the endless energy of fred fury's hate we could solve the worlds energy, food, climate, and viringity problems all at once.

virginity's not a problem, it's a path to society's redemption.

 

[ThunderPuss]

virginity's not a problem, it's a path to society's redemption.

LOL

 

[Ronny Shade]

did anybody even read my rant?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

did anybody even read my rant?

Yes, God.
And it's not "your" rant.
It's old, old news.
A classic, not "rant", but "observation" that anyone who knows anything already knows.

God, here's your Pot Roast Beer Ribbon for Brilliance.

 

[incurock31]

why cant everybody just use debit/credit cards? its so much easier and more efficient and saves the rainforrest. I hate having a pocket full of pennies, nickles, dimes, quarters... I hate pulling out cash, counting out how much I need, then handing it to the cashier only to have her count it again... and then hand me back 15 thousand nickles and pennies

DO AWAY WITH CASH!

Uh, money's made from cotton.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Yes, God.
And it's not "your" rant.
It's old, old news.
A classic, not "rant", but "observation" that anyone who knows anything already knows.

God, here's your Pot Roast Beer Ribbon for Brilliance.

I've never heard it before. I thought I made it up. Sorry, I'll go commit sucide now.

 

[Mee]

did anybody even read my rant?

I'm waiting for the dvd.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I've never heard it before. I thought I made it up. Sorry, I'll go commit sucide now.

Now? In you rmoment of triumph?

 

[AndThePickles]

I tend to prefer to use my debit card simply because when I have loose cash I spend it ridiculously fast.

 

[Mee]

Now? In you rmoment of triumph?

He might as well go out on top, not after a girl help thread. :michaeljordan:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

uh...what's with my mutant "m"?

rm ?....I swear I didn't do that.
"r" isn't even close to "m".

Yo, I'm layin' down the phat three-hump m's, y'all

 

[AndThePickles]

It's aliiiiiiiiiive.

 

[Ronny Shade]

uh...what's with my mutant "m"?

rm ?....I swear I didn't do that.
"r" isn't even close to "m".

Yo, I'm layin' down the phat three-hump m's, y'all

"your moment" became "you rmoment" You just hit the space bar too soon.

 

[Mee]

"your moment" became "you rmoment" You just hit the space bar too soon.

Happens to alot of men.