I have a room mate who doesn't flush the toilet

[Timstuff]

This is getting really annoying... I mean, it was annoying enough how whenever I walk into the bathroom after he's used it his piss is in the bowl, but today I walked in and saw the horror of horrors-- one of his big brown logs sitting in there. This is getting really gross, but I don't want to bring it up because I'm worried that either A) he'll just complain about some bad habit I had that I was unaware of, or B) it'll be really awkward, since no-one knows likes hearing that someone else has looked at their (literal) sh**. Oh well, I'm not really here to ask for advice so much as I am to vent.

 

[Lasirius]

Nasty. Just tell him.

 

[The Guard]

1. Don't look at the toilet when you enter, just flush automatically.

2. Tell him, in no uncertain terms, that this is not acceptable behavior. That's absolutely disgusting.

 

[Sawyer]

Take a crap on his bed.

 

[enterthemadness]

That is disgusting. I see that quite often in public bathroom's though.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

This is getting really annoying... I mean, it was annoying enough how whenever I walk into the bathroom after he's used it his piss is in the bowl, but today I walked in and saw the horror of horrors-- one of his big brown logs sitting in there. This is getting really gross, but I don't want to bring it up because I'm worried that either A) he'll just complain about some bad habit I had that I was unaware of, or B) it'll be really awkward, since no-one knows likes hearing that someone else has looked at their (literal) sh**. Oh well, I'm not really here to ask for advice so much as I am to vent.

Tell him, and if he doesn't change, put saran wrap over the bowl at night before you go to bed. That should teach him.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I have a pretty easy solution for this actually. Don't flush either. Stop flushing altogether. Play the "who can stand the other's **** the longest game". Eventually he'll start to flush when the mount of poo soars above the rim of the seat.

 

[enterthemadness]

I have a pretty easy solution for this actually. Don't flush either. Stop flushing altogether. Play the "who can stand the other's **** the longest game". Eventually he'll start to flush when the mount of poo soars above the rim of the seat.

flush then, it be a flood of poo in the bathroom.

 

[Sawyer]

I have a pretty easy solution for this actually. Don't flush either. Stop flushing altogether. Play the "who can stand the other's **** the longest game". Eventually he'll start to flush when the mount of poo soars above the rim of the seat.

up:

 

[katie_girl09]

Ew! Ugh! Like all roommate problems, it would be best if you just tell him nicely.

 

[katie_girl09]

I have a pretty easy solution for this actually. Don't flush either. Stop flushing altogether. Play the "who can stand the other's **** the longest game". Eventually he'll start to flush when the mount of poo soars above the rim of the seat.

I knew you were gross!

 

[Timstuff]

Maybe I should just leave a sticky note on the lid that says "In a rush? Don't forget to flush!" like my mom did for me and my brothers when we were little kids...

 

[chaseter]

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. He is saving the environment!

 

[SuperFerret]

Ew! Ugh! Like all roommate problems, it would be best if you just tell him nicely.

 

[chaseter]

That is too messy.

 

[Majic Walrus]

flush then, it be a flood of poo in the bathroom.

Exactly. Then you make him clean it up. Then he'll never do it again.

Maybe I should just leave a sticky note on the lid that says "In a rush? Don't forget to flush!" like my mom did for me and my brothers when we were little kids...

Yeah... Because turning your roommate into your son/husband is probably the best way to avoid awkwardness.

 

[katie_girl09]

No! No hatchets. Maybe a stun-gun, but no knives of any kind.

 

[The Guard]

Tell him, and if he doesn't change, put saran wrap over the bowl at night before you go to bed. That should teach him.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Yes. Yes. Yes.

We used to do that at band camp

 

[CelticPredator]

I think the awsome face is getting used too much.

 

[Sawyer]

I think the awsome face is getting used too much.

Probably.

 

[litlgreendude]

Just take a poop in his bed, thatll teach him.

by the way hi all. This is my triumphant return to the hpe afte god kno how many years.
Suprised i still rememberthe password to thiu acount.

 

[CelticPredator]

Oh well.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I think the awsome face is getting used too much.

I agree. I'm going to start using this:

 

[bullets]

Does your roomate have a girlfriend? I'd mention it in passing whenever she is around.