I have had it, Vote for me!

[Malice]

OK all...
Both candidate groups suck ***

Vote for me.

I will rule the white house with an iron thumb (for 1 term, because I will definately get voted out then)

- Lower taxes with the Fair Tax
- Enact real Immigration reform, not the crap we have now
- Fire anyone with a D or R next to their name I can

How is that for a start?

 

[Superman4ever]

I vote for the jackass who won't make so many pointless threads!








Or Ron Paul. He's from Texas!

 

[Malice]

I vote for the jackass who won't make so many pointless threads!

Your fired!
You have an R in your name!

 

[Morg]

You get my vote if you can get Elisha or Hayden for me

 

[Superman4ever]

Your fired!
You have an R in your name!

You need me. I shake things up. I keep you grounded. If it wasn't for me that thing with the male donkey would be all over the news.

*Security pulls me away*

You'd be nothing!

NOTHING! Ya Hear me?


NOTHING!

 

[Superman4ever]

In light of my departure from the Malice campaign, I would like to announce my name for candidacy of President of The United States of America!

My policy is this: Don't mess with the United States!

Women get equal pay, unlike my opponent who wishes to enslave women, and agrees to sell either Hayden Panettiere or Elisha Cuthbert (both of whom have turned to my campaign to protect them) to a political lobbyist by the name of Morg. I believe that women are awesome and not to be sold as sex slaves.

"You must not tap that ass without permission!"

Don't trust slave owners! Vote S4E!

Um, I'll end terrorism, cause I know how!

The Fed. gone!

Taxes. Gone!

Foreign aid. Gone...it's about time we started taking care of our own!

Lobbyists. Gone!

Special interests? Hm! My opponent is steep in interest funding, me? I pay my campaign bills like every other good ole American. With credit!

BTW, if I'm elected president ALL debts, for EVERYONE, will be forgiven!

Gay marriages? This is America, the pursuit of happiness is entitled to all.

Foreign policy? You stay on your side of the pond France and we ain't got NO beef!

Immigration? You a terrorist? 'No!' Come on in, the chowder's fine!

 

[Matt]

Will you cut my taxes while increasing spending? Because I have a good feeling about that strategy that Bush has been enacting. We just need a little bit longer to see where it goes.

 

[SuBe]

A question for both of you:

What is your favorite kind of salad?

My vote depends on it.

 

[Superman4ever]

A question for both of you:

What is your favorite kind of salad?

My vote depends on it.

I thank you for the question, Mr. Sube, and let me assure you that, as a real man, I don't eat salad. As a fervent opponent of PETA and terrorists, I bath in the blood of both my prey and food!

Fear is my middle name!

 

[Superman4ever]

Will you cut my taxes while increasing spending? Because I have a good feeling about that strategy that Bush has been enacting. We just need a little bit longer to see where it goes.

I will not only cut your taxes completely, I'll cut your hair. That's right, as a certified clipper, I'm all about saving the American people money, but more importantly this will give us a chance to get to know one another.

We cut corners, taxes and hair!

 

[Grif]

Why don't you two fix the economy first & get the rest of the world hating America again & we get our bad ass image back Arnold Terminator style preferably

 

[Franklin Richards]

Where do you stand on the marijuana issue? Willie and I want to know.

 

[SuBe]

I thank you for the question, Mr. Sube, and let me assure you that, as a real man, I don't eat salad. As a fervent opponent of PETA and terrorists, I bath in the blood of both my prey and food!

Fear is my middle name!

Well, I am too a carnivore, I think I'm leaning towards '4ever.

*Waiting for Negative Ads from the O'Malice campain.

 

[Malice]

Malice steps up the the podium wearing fatigues and wielding an M4 Commando rifle.

Dearest Americans, I don't get negative, I get real. My sudden opponent, an individual named Superman4ever. Who is he? Where does he come from?

I know.

I have FBI, CIA and Secret Service reports about his activities. His best friend is Hugo Chavez (fact). His barber shop, is a front for selling used razor blades for children and of course, he cant really cut hair.

I on the other hand don't give a flying **** about politics. I am for all the G*D D**M amendments of the constitution (at least the ones that dont suck like the Income Tax one). We need real leadership who is here to straigten out this freaking furrball we have been left. Yes it will hurt, yes it will suck, but not a damn person other than myself will actually work to get it right. What can I say, I am here looking for the endgame, not the next election.

Good Day.

 

[SuBe]

Malice steps up the the podium wearing fatigues and wielding an M4 Commando rifle.

Dearest Americans, I don't get negative, I get real. My sudden opponent, an individual named Superman4ever. Who is he? Where does he come from?

I know.

I have FBI, CIA and Secret Service reports about his activities. His best friend is Hugo Chavez (fact). His barber shop, is a front for selling used razor blades for children and of course, he cant really cut hair.

I on the other hand don't give a flying **** about politics. I am for all the G*D D**M amendments of the constitution (at least the ones that dont suck like the Income Tax one). We need real leadership who is here to straigten out this freaking furrball we have been left. Yes it will hurt, yes it will suck, but not a damn person other than myself will actually work to get it right. What can I say, I am here looking for the endgame, not the next election.

Good Day.

I love that honesty!!!

Where's Rassmussen! I gotz sum poll'n to do!!!

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

OK all...
Both candidate groups suck ***

That's the most objective political statement I've heard during the entire election.

I agree. A lot.

How are you going to ensure that a non-citizen does not freely receive the same health insurance that I pay for?

 

[sshuttari]

I'll vote for anyone who can some how get us out of the Iraq War. With a good stable government for the Iraqi people.

 

[Superman4ever]

Where do you stand on the marijuana issue? Willie and I want to know.

*Passes the doobie to Franklin*

What issue?

 

[Superman4ever]

I'll vote for anyone who can some how get us out of the Iraq War. With a good stable government for the Iraqi people.

Dude, my ancestry is Iraqi. I know what the Iraqis need, but more importantly I know what the American people, and I know that we don't need, in these back-breaking times, to spend 300 million a day over in a country that posed no threat to us in the first place. I know that the 10 billion per month in Iraq would serve our people better here in the US.

Additionally, I know that a responsible transfer of power to the Iraqi government and changing the course back to Afghanistan, the real thorn in our side, would serve us best.

What's most important to me is to re-track America back towards our prominent place in the world's eye.

I can get the job done!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I love that honesty!!!

Where's Rassmussen! I gotz sum poll'n to do!!!

 

[Superman4ever]

Malice steps up the the podium wearing fatigues and wielding an M4 Commando rifle.

Dearest Americans, I don't get negative, I get real. My sudden opponent, an individual named Superman4ever. Who is he? Where does he come from?

I know.

I have FBI, CIA and Secret Service reports about his activities. His best friend is Hugo Chavez (fact). His barber shop, is a front for selling used razor blades for children and of course, he cant really cut hair.

I on the other hand don't give a flying **** about politics. I am for all the G*D D**M amendments of the constitution (at least the ones that dont suck like the Income Tax one). We need real leadership who is here to straigten out this freaking furrball we have been left. Yes it will hurt, yes it will suck, but not a damn person other than myself will actually work to get it right. What can I say, I am here looking for the endgame, not the next election.

Good Day.

*smiles cordially*

My second grade school teacher, Mrs. Grant, who taught at Freedom Elementary in the heart of blue collar Michigan once taught us: "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." I guess you didn't learn that lesson at Al Queda Madrassa for the Troubled, did you Malice Akbar Bin Laden?

And yes, one of my best friends IS Hugo Chavez. Hugo Emile Chavez an immigrant from Spain who arrived to America with 3 dollars in his pocket and an American dream in his heart. With enough grit, patience and American spirit he started his own business and is now the leading regional provider of Organic Hair-Straightener cream treatment for Men. Half of his profits benefit terminally-ill orphans in Toledo, Ohio.

I guess my opponent doesn't approve of the terminally-ill.

However, I do agree with my opponent on the Constitution of the United States. I agree so much that I give it the respect it deserves by CAPITALIZING it. Blood was shed over that wondrous work Mr. Bin Laden I would kindly ask you to respect it.

Ladies and Gentleman this type of divisive politicking is something we don't need. The Duke once said, in response to to John F. Kennedy's win over Richard Nixon in the 1960s elections, "I didn't vote for him, but he's MY president, and I hope he does a good job."

That ladies and gentleman is the essence of our unity. That we are all one. Not Democrat or Republican, but American. Not Christian or Jewish or Muslim or Hindi, but American.

Lets get back to our roots, together!

 

[Hobgoblin]

All I want is a good paying job, a hot wife (Eva Wyrwal, please) and not have to bail out fat cat bankers and pay for birdbrained wars.

Oh and equality for everyone. And save the environment.

 

[Malice]

I cant do anything about a Hot wife...but I call dibbs....
You try to get your own woman....I will work on my own.

Nanny State is whaat you want...get me this....get me that...

The Govt shouldnt get you a damn thing.....

 

[Hobgoblin]

I cant do anything about a Hot wife...but I call dibbs....
You try to get your own woman....I will work on my own.

Nanny State is whaat you want...get me this....get me that...

The Govt shouldnt get you a damn thing.....

Well, it was worth a try.

 

[jaguarr]

I cant do anything about a Hot wife...but I call dibbs....
You try to get your own woman....I will work on my own.

Nanny State is whaat you want...get me this....get me that...

The Govt shouldnt get you a damn thing.....

How about you pipe down and get me a beer, little missy? :sexist:

jag