I have returned...again

[The Professor]

Hip replacement surgery. Want to fight about it? Didn't think so. Wouldn't be wise, the new cane is oak. Have you ever taken an oak cane to the shins?

I'll ask you again. Have you ever taken an oak cane to the shins?

Anyhow, I figured it was time to get up off my fanny and start teaching again. So alright, chaps. Let's get to it.

 

[Carcharodon]

I'm so terribly confused.

 

[Superman4ever]

???

 

[The Professor]

Only two people will care. Your confusion is completely justified.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Matrixo]

Elmer's Glue? I don't know?

 

[tzarinna]

Well, alrighty.

 

[Immortalfire]

Please reveal the true purpose of this thread. You have twenty seconds to comply.

 

[The Professor]

I simply haven't the energy.

 

[The Professor]

I simply haven't the energy.

 

[The Battousai]

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I hope you fully recovery from your surgery, Professor.

 

[Immortalfire]

You know have five seconds to comply.