I've decided to keep a journal about it. 44 Hours 55 Minutes: Took a shower to remove the overwhelming stench. Intended to wash body, wash hair and wash face, in that order. Body and hair went well, but problems arose in the face department. Instead of pouring face cleaning liquid in my hand, used shampoo. Took 35 seconds of looking at shampoo to realize that it wasn't face cleansing liquid. Washed my hair again so as not to waste shampoo. Then poured even more shampoo into my hand. Discarded it in disgust. I fear my sanity is coming to an end. Note: I'm running out of socks.