I just ate The Baconator

[terry78]

I tend to steer away from stuff that's obviously suicidal, but I cheat on occasion and decided since I was near Wendy's and had never had one, and since I usually go crazy with the junk food on the weekend, I would try it out.

Two giant beef patties with cheese, processed cheese, wedged in between them, six strips of bacon, peppers that were optional, and the buns, which I am pretty certain were composed of meat as well.

And it was delicious. It was honestly better than sex. And that is not hyperbole...if I had a female here right now and a Baconator next to her and she said she wanted me to just take her, I would opt for the Baconator, it was like that. I won't be doing it again for a while though, my arteries hurt.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

man i need to try that, burgers like that are always better than sex. They don't tell you to stop when you're eating it all sloppy.

 

[Prison Mike]

so are you a meatatarian like in the commcercial? lol

 

[Mr. Thing]

We don't get Wendy's over here, but I was in Canada last year and I had one. I agree with you in that it's better than sex. At least you can get one whenever you want.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I had a friend who tried it, she said it was awful.

 

[terry78]

I remember BK had the bacon double cheeseburger, which I would eat often as a child. It was not a good time.

 

[terry78]

How much is Burger King paying you?

You mean Wendy's?

LOL, I wish I was on one of these fast food conglomerate's payrolls...suckers eat this garbage everyday, all I'd have to do is pass out buy one get one free coupons and I'd be straight.

 

[Gotham]

I saw commercial on this less than ten minutes ago. It looked delicious.

I'm tempted to drive to Wendy's and buy one.

 

[Heretic]

I cant stand bacon so...

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

That thing looks pretty small compared to the burgers we have in pubs/restaurants here.

 

[Speedin Bullet]

The big question is: What did you do to deserve the mighty Baconator?

 

[adhokk7]

I tend to steer away from stuff that's obviously suicidal, but I cheat on occasion and decided since I was near Wendy's and had never had one, and since I usually go crazy with the junk food on the weekend, I would try it out.

Two giant beef patties with cheese, processed cheese, wedged in between them, six strips of bacon, peppers that were optional, and the buns, which I am pretty certain were composed of meat as well.

And it was delicious. It was honestly better than sex. And that is not hyperbole...if I had a female here right now and a Baconator next to her and she said she wanted me to just take her, I would opt for the Baconator, it was like that. I won't be doing it again for a while though, my arteries hurt.

It looks so much tastier than the turkey and spinach sandwich I had for lunch. So much tastier...So very much...It looks so damn good. Mmm.

 

[Untilteld]

The Baconator owns every other burger I've had in my life.

 

[darkseid26]

the baconator is actually as small as a double cheeseburger at mcdonalds, atleast in my area.

 

[Kable24]

I had a friend who tried it, she said it was awful.

I didn't like it and my buddy had it and he didn't like it either.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I hate wendy's.

I had two double bacon cheeseburges and later in the night i was sick as a dog throwing up and felt like the side of my skul lwas being crushed in cause i had such a headache.

 

[AndThePickles]

Damn terry, you're so late. I tried one when they first came out because I LOVE bacon. It was pretty good, but I felt so fatty afterwards

 

[terry78]

It was good, but it ****ed up my stomach, man. Constipation like a mother****er.

 

[jaguarr]

They call it fast food because it kills you fast. Nice knowing you, Terry. R.I.P.

jag

 

[Spidey-Bat]

so are you a meatatarian like in the commcercial? lol

That guy is a hypocrite. If he was a real meatatarian, he wouldn't be eating the bun!

 

[hammy]

And it was delicious. It was honestly better than sex.

You're not doing it right.

 

[Dark Victory]

I had a baconator like a week ago. It was okay.

 

[POWdER-man]

Nope never had one..and probably will never have one....I like bacon but I prefer cooking my own.....so that leaves a regular burger.....meh.....

 

[CashforStash]

I ate a tripple pounder bacon chicken supreme.....

 

[Immortalfire]

Terrence...how we shall miss thee. Taken too early by a burger


Terry78, if only he had gotten the salad.