I know why my aunt is insane now

[Dew k. Mosi]

It's this ****ing clock in this room! This ticking is driving me nuts. Seriously. How do I stop it?

 

[Cobblepot]

Pull it of the wall.
Put your foot IN it!
Throw it out of the window, into your aunts Sedan...

Otherwise buy some earplugs or turn up the volume.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

1. I can't reach it.
2. That would hurt my foot.
3. She doesn't drive.
4. The earplugs hurt my ears.
5. What about when I try to sleep?

 

[blind_fury]

You'll get used to it. Give it another 10 months.

 

[Assassin]

Ban it

 

[ComicChick]

depending on what kind of clock

stuff cotton behind the pendulum
take out the batteries
glue the ticker one down

will any of these help

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

no, because they all sound like they will ruin the clock and it belongs to my aunt.

Why must clocks tick? And why does the tick get louder when they get older? I only like digital clocks.

 

[heypapajinx]

is it one of those cool cat clocks that have the eyes and tail that goes back and forth.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Kill your aunt. It is well known that once a person dies. You stop the pendulum on all clocks to show respect.

Plus she probably left you the house in her will. So like two birds one stone, & such.

 

[Assassin]

Ban your aunt

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

is it one of those cool cat clocks that have the eyes and tail that goes back and forth.

No, that would be awesome. It's a regular older round clock.

Kill your aunt. It is well known that once a person dies. You stop the pendulum on all clocks to show respect.

Plus she probably left you the house in her will. So like two birds one stone, & such.

She is leaving everything to PETA. She says that none of us ever helped her when she was alive, we shouldn't expect her to help us when she's dead.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Ban your aunt

The banning joke wasn't funny the first ten times you made it, remains just as unfunny the time eleven.

YOu are trying too hard to get your friends at that other site to think you are cool.

 

[Assassin]

Thats ****ed up.

 

[Assassin]

The banning joke wasn't funny the first ten times you made it, remains just as unfunny the time eleven.

YOu are trying too hard to get your friends at that other site to think you are cool.

I only said it twice, you cant count.

And I take back feeling sorry that your aunt isnt leaving you anything.

 

[jimmy]

Simple: turn it into a self-winding clock.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

How do I do that?

 

[jimmy]

Take it to a watch shop and have them do it for you. I don't know how much it'll cost, though.

 

[heypapajinx]

No, that would be awesome. It's a regular older round clock.

i HOPE that was meant to be a joke
those clocks are terrifying.
i remember back in the COOL days when they used to sell them in the grocery stores for like $5.
now you have to go to "specialty" stores and pay a lame ass $35 just to be creeped out by the time!!!!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Oh boo.

It's the second hand that ticks. I feel like Captain Hook, man!

 

[November Rain]

occupy yourself with other activities, you only hear a clock ticking when you have nothing to do.

some people...

 

[heypapajinx]

oooOOOOO!
draw me a comic called The Maddening of the Clock and the foe can be the tick of the clock which slowly drives a young girl insane and she becomes evil and malicious and thus does more eviler and eviler things!!!!
DO IT!
DOOOOO ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

But I don't draw

 

[heypapajinx]

But I don't draw

i said do it.

 

[Assassin]

The young girl could also have a cameo as an extra in SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!

 

[Cobblepot]

1. I can't reach it. (Use a stick)
2. That would hurt my foot. (Use a brick)
3. She doesn't drive. (neigbours perhaps)
4. The earplugs hurt my ears. (earmuffs?)
5. What about when I try to sleep? (Never try to sleep with an insane person near you!)

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