I miss old Lindsay

[Catman]

I hope Lindsay Lohan gets like this again!

 

[Hades]

You mean you miss her old body.

 

[Catman]

From one cat to another. . .yes.

 

[Hades]

Even if she was that weight still, she'd be starting to get ugly then like she is now. Her skins all leathery and gross.

 

[Danalys]

her skin would sort out if she ate right.

 

[britrogue]

Lindsay looked much better in her Mean Girls days.

 

[The Lumberjack]

I hope she knows the only reason she was ever famous was that she was a non-ginger redhead with a killer rack, but now she's gone and ruined it. That's why nobody watches her movies anymore.

 

[Killa Pooh Bear]

Lindsay Lohan fun fact: She's really 49 years old.

:?:

 

[E. Bison]

Hey, she's coming back. Have you seen pictures of her lately. Unfortunately, nobody seems to care anymore.

 

[Danalys]

you'll always care bison. everyone else was following a fad. you really care about her tho.

 

[E. Bison]

NO!! That's not true! It's Hilary that will always have my heart!! Hilary Duff will always be in my heart!! Not Ditzy Loass!!!!

Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams
Let it wash away
My fantasies
Letz go back, back to the beginning

 

[Danalys]

do your friends like duff aswell. by the way duff is one of the ditziest persons i've ever seen.

 

[The Lumberjack]

do your friends like duff aswell. by the way duff is one of the ditziest persons i've ever seen.

The irony of this statement is astounding.

 

[Danalys]

nope i'm just evaluating her on an unprecedented level. how do you think i pull the ladies so easily. i treat them as they really are rather than the front they put up to deal with the world.

 

[E. Bison]

How do you know how they really are if you just met them? Or are you speaking of only women you already know? No, nobody at Shadaloo adores the Duff like I do...and that guy from Good Charlotte. The Duff is really a humble girl who just wants to be normal and doesn't like to get herself into bad predicaments unlike Ms. Titzy Lof%g who is currently trying to milk off controversy with Paris Hilton.

 

[Danalys]

lohan hasn't got good friends around her this you empathise with bison. also some people give you all the information you need to know about them in milliseconds if you know how to bring the truth out of them. then you just have to know how to percieve it. it's perceptive judgement.

 

[black_dust]

you just miss her ****

 

[Danalys]

her **** reflect her. you can tell alot about a woman from their **** normally not the best place to look to find out first tho.

 

[E. Bison]

What the hell could you possibly figure out from a woman from her ****? I mean besides the fact that if she has implants that she is obviously very self-conscious and care to much what others think.

 

[black_dust]

What the hell could you possibly figure out from a woman from her ****? I mean besides the fact that if she has implants that she is obviously very self-conscious and care to much what others think.

If milk is coming out of them, shes just poped one out?

 

[Danalys]

her diet and her genes are reflected in the body including the boobs. thus you can tell if she is putting up a front or not. thus you take her comments literally or metaphorically. **** man you have to learn this stuff on your own really. or you'll just be attracting women who aren't good for you.

 

[E. Bison]

her diet and her genes are reflected in the body including the boobs. thus you can tell if she is putting up a front or not. thus you take her comments literally or metaphorically. **** man you have to learn this stuff on your own really. or you'll just be attracting women who aren't good for you.

I don't see HOW you could be getting any signs from that. I mean almost ALL women are liars one way or the other. They might be stuffing, wearing a padded bra or just given birth to a baby. Second, how do you know when there comments are literal or metaphorical if almost everything that comes out of a woman's mouth is either a lie or stupid?

 

[Danalys]

damn it bison i don't like going into such damn detail. the overal tells me what i need to know to work out the details if nessersary.

first thing. if a woman is comfortable they don't lie. second thing. you personally can not tell who is comfortable or not. you haven't learnt to do that yet.

second thing, is that people generally talk metaphorically or literally based on their personality. i talk in both simulataneously often. now i'm literal because i have to be to remember the details.

third thing. most people only hear literally or metaphorically. they are stuck interpreting things one way. this is how missunderstandings occur between people. ever watched fraiser. most of the humour is based around that fact. some one takes litterally what some one says metaphorically or vise versa.

 

[E. Bison]

So either way it's useless than since it's all up to one's own interpretation. Great!! How useless!! Take a word of advice Danalys, and DON'T give any more advice.

 

[Danalys]

you can't take the advice because you've got everything backwards. and look what it's done to you bison.