I think I'm about to kill this dog.

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  1. Kritish Registered

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    My parents asked me to take care of their 140 pound German Shepherd while they were on vacation. I think hey, what the hell. This dog is crazy, it runs about chasing god damn bugs and trying to bite me, and about five minutes ago it took a huge dump on my floor! They worship this freaking dog! I swear if it wouldn't get me cut out of the trust fund I'd kill this mutt.
     
  2. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    no dog killing please. not without a permit.
     
  3. Kritish Registered

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    If this dog craps on my floor again I'm letting him loose and saying he ran off.
     
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    You have to rub his nose in it and he won't do it again. :o :eek:
     
  5. Kritish Registered

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    The dog's too strong for that, and he'd probably wipe his nose on the sofa if I did.
     
  6. Strange Registered

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    do you have carpet or hard wood floors?
     
  7. Kritish Registered

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    Hard wood thank god.
     
  8. Strange Registered

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    Well at least you have that, if you had carpet I would suggest giving him a bowl full of antifreeze.
     
  9. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    lord siva's got hard wood
     
  10. Kritish Registered

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    I do have a rug though. :(

    I'm gonna have to get rid of it.
     
  11. Kritish Registered

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    And even if you forget him crapping (Witch isn't easy)

    The dogs just umm wierd. I caught him trying to sleep in my closet.
     
  12. Strange Registered

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    Ha, that would be fun to go out asking people, you got carpet or hard wood?
     
  13. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Who's the coach, and what is he doing in your house? :confused:

    jag
     
  14. Red King Littlefinger

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    My advice move to Canada I hear dog killing is legal there.
     
  15. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    If he dies, he dies.
     
  16. Kritish Registered

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    I think I'm gonna make him live outside till they get back. Maybe it will hail the size of watermelons.
     
  17. Hobgoblin Veritas veritatum

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    Have the Human Faced Devil Cat go after it. Problem solved.


    Seriously, shoot the f***ing dog. :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
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    If I do I'll never see my ****ing trust fund! :mad:
     
  19. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    :mad::up:
     
  21. Kritish Registered

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    That's one of the reasons I hate dogs (except for dog lips) there so god damn stupid.
     
  22. Hobgoblin Veritas veritatum

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    More than likely, your parents already spent your trust fund. :mad: I mean, they left you with this f***ing mutt, so I wouldnt put it past them to blow your inheritance. :mad:
     
  23. Kritish Registered

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    But I'm almost 30, I'm about to get it. :(
     
  24. Ronny Shade back for a limited time

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    DL is pretty stupid too. It's part of his charm.
     
  25. Hobgoblin Veritas veritatum

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    Like my mom used to say, "When I die, you get one half of everything I own. Unfortunately, that means getting one half of nothing."
     

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