I think I'm about to kill this dog.

[Kritish]

My parents asked me to take care of their 140 pound German Shepherd while they were on vacation. I think hey, what the hell. This dog is crazy, it runs about chasing god damn bugs and trying to bite me, and about five minutes ago it took a huge dump on my floor! They worship this freaking dog! I swear if it wouldn't get me cut out of the trust fund I'd kill this mutt.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

no dog killing please. not without a permit.

 

[Kritish]

If this dog craps on my floor again I'm letting him loose and saying he ran off.

 

[Strange]

If this dog craps on my floor again I'm letting him loose and saying he ran off.

You have to rub his nose in it and he won't do it again.

 

[Kritish]

The dog's too strong for that, and he'd probably wipe his nose on the sofa if I did.

 

[Strange]

do you have carpet or hard wood floors?

 

[Kritish]

do you have carpet or hard wood floors?

Hard wood thank god.

 

[Strange]

Hard wood thank god.

Well at least you have that, if you had carpet I would suggest giving him a bowl full of antifreeze.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

lord siva's got hard wood

 

[Kritish]

Well at least you have that, if you had carpet I would suggest giving him a bowl full of antifreeze.

I do have a rug though.

I'm gonna have to get rid of it.

 

[Kritish]

And even if you forget him crapping (Witch isn't easy)

The dogs just umm wierd. I caught him trying to sleep in my closet.

 

[Strange]

lord siva's got hard wood

Ha, that would be fun to go out asking people, you got carpet or hard wood?

 

[jaguarr]

The dog's too strong for that, and he'd probably wipe his nose on the coach if I did.

Who's the coach, and what is he doing in your house?

jag

 

[Red]

My advice move to Canada I hear dog killing is legal there.

 

[Darthphere]

If he dies, he dies.

 

[Kritish]

I think I'm gonna make him live outside till they get back. Maybe it will hail the size of watermelons.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Have the Human Faced Devil Cat go after it. Problem solved.


Seriously, shoot the f***ing dog.

 

[Kritish]

Have the Human Faced Devil Cat go after it. Problem solved.


Seriously, shoot the f***ing dog.

If I do I'll never see my ****ing trust fund!

 

[Darthphere]

Earplugs?

 

[DOG LIPS]

no dog killing please. not without a permit.

 

[Kritish]

That's one of the reasons I hate dogs (except for dog lips) there so god damn stupid.

 

[Hobgoblin]

If I do I'll never see my ****ing trust fund!

More than likely, your parents already spent your trust fund. I mean, they left you with this f***ing mutt, so I wouldnt put it past them to blow your inheritance.

 

[Kritish]

More than likely, your parents already spent your trust fund. I mean, they left you with this f***ing mutt, so I wouldnt put it past them to blow your inheritance.

But I'm almost 30, I'm about to get it.

 

[Ronny Shade]

That's one of the reasons I hate dogs (except for dog lips) there so god damn stupid.

DL is pretty stupid too. It's part of his charm.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Like my mom used to say, "When I die, you get one half of everything I own. Unfortunately, that means getting one half of nothing."