I think we need to create the newest scary monster.

[Darthphere]

Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, the Blair Witch, and the Chupacabra. Just many of the fake (we think) monsters and creatures that have haunted little ones for years. We haven't had a new one in a while though. Some people want the Cloverfield monster to be real but that movie was kind of lame. We are creative people, I think we can do it. The next big hoax! So lets throw out ideas and come up with something that will captivate the imagination of idiots everywhere.

Also, Zombie Michael Jackson is not allowed. Too soon.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, the Blair Witch, and the Chupacabra. Just many of the fake (we think) monsters and creatures that have haunted little ones for years. We haven't had a new one in a while though. Some people want the Cloverfield monster to be real but that movie was kind of lame. We are creative people, I think we can do it. The next big hoax! So lets throw out ideas and come up with something that will captivate the imagination of idiots everywhere.

Also, Zombie Michael Jackson is not allowed. Too soon.

How about now?

 

[Wiseman]

Also, Zombie Michael Jackson is not allowed. Too soon.

It's scary that I knew you were going to say that before anyone else had a chance to

 

[Darthphere]

Lets give it a day. However, Zombie Ed McMahon is acceptable.

 

[Darthphere]

Also, I meant to add Amy Winehouse to my original post but forgot.

 

[StorminNorman]

Morg?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Lets give it a day. However, Zombie Ed McMahon is acceptable.

And the Prize Patrol. Except for giving you a check they just eat your brains.

 

[Darthphere]

And the Prize Patrol. Except for giving you a check they just eat your brains.

I like the way you think.

Norman, we need your video skills and your dad's Ed McMahon impersonation.

 

[StorminNorman]

I will see what I can do.

 

[Darthphere]

Remember, we don't need any actual visual evidence. Lets us all remember the Ghetto Leprechaun.

 

[Prison Mike]

Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, the Blair Witch, and the Chupacabra. Just many of the fake (we think) monsters and creatures that have haunted little ones for years. We haven't had a new one in a while though. Some people want the Cloverfield monster to be real but that movie was kind of lame. We are creative people, I think we can do it. The next big hoax! So lets throw out ideas and come up with something that will captivate the imagination of idiots everywhere.

Also, Zombie Michael Jackson is not allowed. Too soon.

I suppose Zombie Farrah Fawcett is too soon also?

 

[Darthphere]

I suppose Zombie Farrah Fawcett is too soon also?

She's less famous so we can push that to an 11 o'clock start.

 

[Wiseman]

you guys are stupid, zombie celebrities aren't going to scare kids. Isn't that why this thread was started

 

[Darthphere]

you guys are stupid, zombie celebrities aren't going to scare kids. Isn't that why this thread was started

Tell that to the kid who saw Ed McMahon eat his BFF Johnny.

 

[Wiseman]

Tell that to the kid who saw Ed McMahon eat his BFF Johnny.

You mean the one who just picked up the chainsaw and started slicing the zombie up like he saw in his videogame?

 

[Majic Walrus]

You mean the one who just picked up the chainsaw and started slicing the zombie up like he saw in his videogame?

Touche.

We don't need Zombie Ed McMahon... We just need regular Ed McMahon in his not-dead form.

 

[Darthphere]

You mean the one who just picked up the chainsaw and started slicing the zombie up like he saw in his videogame?

No, the one that **** in his pants and didn't do anything like he saw in his videogame.

 

[Wiseman]

No, the one that **** in his pants and didn't do anything like he saw in his videogame.

Zombies are slow, and kids are *******s......one zombie is not going to scare anyone

 

[Majic Walrus]

Zombies are slow, and kids are *******s......one zombie is not going to scare anyone

Can we use Zombie Jacko now?

 

[Wiseman]

Can we use Zombie Jacko now?

No



Isn't it weird though that this site was dead all day, well until he was



*This is not me making fun of Michael Jackson's death, it is merely stating irony

 

[Darthphere]

The internet broke. Over at Livejournal, it was completely shut down because of ONTD.

 

[Darthphere]

Ok, I got it. Killer Koala.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Ok, I got it. Killer Koala.

:facepalm

 

[VampElvis]

Assnts. You go to sleep at night, wake up the next morning and BOOM! No, not Bret Favre, a colony of ants had taken up residence in your colon and are quickly eating you from the inside. "It happened to this kid I know. "

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Godzilla 2000 was pretty badass. Too bad it was a girl