I want you all to be better than what you are

[Kipobe]

I'm not a picky person, I love people. I think people are great. I think you all are great. However, I have one small, almost insignificant criticism. You all suck. I don't believe this is your destiny. I think you're better than this. But I'm not seeing it shine through in your words, comments, or general thoughts.

Help me help you. I see the potential in many, but it's usually untapped. Ask me, and I will tap into your potential. Would you like to be more funny? Talk to me, I will help you. Would you like to be more of an intellectual? Talk to me, I will help you. Would you like to be more generally interesting? Maybe sexier in your confidence? Perhaps more entertaining and lovable? Talk to me, I will help you! I will stop at literally nothing to tap your potential out to the fullest. I have reached my potential, and at my height I could literally move cutlery without even touching it. It was amazing. I was like that movie Powder, but with hair and a tan. And less Michael Jackson-y.

So once again, let me help you. I want you all to be better than what you are!

Please note that many of you are beyond being helped, and I'd ask you to recognize this beforehand and not even waste my time by posting. I'm only a miracle worker.

Kipoube (The european spelling)
:heart:

 

[Mee]

I wanna be like you-oo-oo

I wanna walk like you
Talk like you
Ooo-oo-oo

Shooby dooby dooby doo

 

[Fran]

"Be like Kipobe FOR DUMMIES"

 

[Brick]

We all need to be kipple-ized

 

[Kipobe]

I wanna be like you-oo-oo

I wanna walk like you
Talk like you
Ooo-oo-oo

Shooby dooby dooby doo

Mee, you're a great catch, and you always have been. You made Will Arnett gay (who I seemed to have referenced far too much today). You are Kenneth from 30 Rock, and you're awesome, I love you. You'd think you have tapped out your potential already? Probably not. Your awesome is base level, albeit much higher than most. You can do something to raise it even more.

My advice:

Spoiler

Get a *******!

It will make you a new man. You will be even more amazing than you are. Then soon after:

Spoiler

Get many more blowjobs!

You will be like Mee to the 100th power!

Go in peace now as you tap out your potential, young Mee.

 

[Kipobe]

"Be like Kipobe FOR DUMMIES"

Fran, I'm going to start with some basics, and once you've accomplished these, then we can move on. Your name has no capitals in it. This is disastrous. Even one would've solved a lot of problems, but you have none. Let's start there and move on... I will help you be the best you can be!

 

[Kipobe]

We all need to be kipple-ized

Do this, and you will reach your potential! Congrats. Also, I don't know who you are.

 

[Erzengel]

I don't have any problems with being better than I am, but my friend does. Can you help him?

 

[Immortalfire]

Kip is the new host of MTV's Made.

 

[POWdER-man]

So what kind of guarantee are you offering....you know...hypothetically if I was interested....but I'm not....

 

[DBella]

I don't think I can handle me being better than I already am. But regardless, I will listen to your advice.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I still wear my official Kipobe® underoos sometimes. *tear*

 

[Holly]

Kipobe's telling us to be better people? lol

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I still wear my official Kipobe® underoos sometimes. *tear*

What's on the chest? Little black squiggles?

 

[Mee]

My advice:

Spoiler

Get a *******!

What night are you free?

 

[SuperMonkey]

I'm not a picky person, I love people. I think people are great. I think you all are great. However, I have one small, almost insignificant criticism. You all suck. I don't believe this is your destiny. I think you're better than this. But I'm not seeing it shine through in your words, comments, or general thoughts.

Help me help you. I see the potential in many, but it's usually untapped. Ask me, and I will tap into your potential. Would you like to be more funny? Talk to me, I will help you. Would you like to be more of an intellectual? Talk to me, I will help you. Would you like to be more generally interesting? Maybe sexier in your confidence? Perhaps more entertaining and lovable? Talk to me, I will help you! I will stop at literally nothing to tap your potential out to the fullest. I have reached my potential, and at my height I could literally move cutlery without even touching it. It was amazing. I was like that movie Powder, but with hair and a tan. And less Michael Jackson-y.

So once again, let me help you. I want you all to be better than what you are!

Please note that many of you are beyond being helped, and I'd ask you to recognize this beforehand and not even waste my time by posting. I'm only a miracle worker.

Kipoube (The european spelling)
:heart:

Teach me wise master *bows*

 

[DBella]

^If you bow any lower you will dirty your nose.

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

I'm not a picky person, I love people. I think people are great. I think you all are great. However, I have one small, almost insignificant criticism. You all suck. I don't believe this is your destiny. I think you're better than this. But I'm not seeing it shine through in your words, comments, or general thoughts.

Help me help you. I see the potential in many, but it's usually untapped. Ask me, and I will tap into your potential. Would you like to be more funny? Talk to me, I will help you. Would you like to be more of an intellectual? Talk to me, I will help you. Would you like to be more generally interesting? Maybe sexier in your confidence? Perhaps more entertaining and lovable? Talk to me, I will help you! I will stop at literally nothing to tap your potential out to the fullest. I have reached my potential, and at my height I could literally move cutlery without even touching it. It was amazing. I was like that movie Powder, but with hair and a tan. And less Michael Jackson-y.

So once again, let me help you. I want you all to be better than what you are!

Please note that many of you are beyond being helped, and I'd ask you to recognize this beforehand and not even waste my time by posting. I'm only a miracle worker.

Kipoube (The european spelling)
:heart:

Can you help me, help you, to shut the hell up?

Just curious, don't take it personal

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

I need help

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

I need help

We all do, just suck it up.

 

[PLAS]

enlightenment, please?

 

[tzarinna]

Kip make overs, huh?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

enlightenment, please?

On what? That we all have problems?

 

[PWN3R]

I have reached my potential

"I have ridden the mighty moon worm"

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[BAH HUMBBUG!]

Plus most people want to be right where they are.