Dew k. Mosi
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But last night while I was working at Universals Hallowe'en Horror Nights 2007 as a "Leatherface Victim" I was left alone while my murderer went on lunch. So I was doing my job as best I could, begging people to help me, trying to find where Leatherface put my face (I have a muscle and bone prosthesis on my face that has a fake face on top that he rips off) and generall just being scary and creepy right? Well, I am supposed to be tied by a belt to a table, but I was sitting up since he was gone, and pretending to try and free myself before he got back.
Suddenly, this drunk guy grabbed my arm, and tried to wrench me off the table. I rolled to the other side but now I'm in the back of the shed where there is a stove and a fridge and a bunch of body parts, and there is no exit. No worries, he is just going to laugh and leave, right? Wrong. He comes INTO my environment and his buddy (equally drunk) comes around the other side and I am trapped completely. The first guy grabs at me again, pulling my hair, and when I pull away, ending up facing the other guy, the second guy PUNCHES me in the face.
So I take my belt and I swing it, buckle first at them and it hits one of them before bouncing off the table and they both take off running.
Meanwhile there are HUNDREDS of guests walking by, and my show patrol escort is CHATTING with someone! Not one of them try to help me. I immediately climbed up onto the table and waved over show patrol but the guys were just mexican guys in hoodies and they blended into the crowd and got away.
I go down to ScareBase to file a report and find out that probably these same guys punched this five foot tall "Jason Vorhees Victim" in the face and when she fell, she broke her arm!
I went back to work because why not, and when they removed my facepiece, the whole side of my face is scraped and bruised. What *******s.
I am sure telling you all this sets me up for mockery but who cares. I want vicodin now
Suddenly, this drunk guy grabbed my arm, and tried to wrench me off the table. I rolled to the other side but now I'm in the back of the shed where there is a stove and a fridge and a bunch of body parts, and there is no exit. No worries, he is just going to laugh and leave, right? Wrong. He comes INTO my environment and his buddy (equally drunk) comes around the other side and I am trapped completely. The first guy grabs at me again, pulling my hair, and when I pull away, ending up facing the other guy, the second guy PUNCHES me in the face.
So I take my belt and I swing it, buckle first at them and it hits one of them before bouncing off the table and they both take off running.
Meanwhile there are HUNDREDS of guests walking by, and my show patrol escort is CHATTING with someone! Not one of them try to help me. I immediately climbed up onto the table and waved over show patrol but the guys were just mexican guys in hoodies and they blended into the crowd and got away.
I go down to ScareBase to file a report and find out that probably these same guys punched this five foot tall "Jason Vorhees Victim" in the face and when she fell, she broke her arm!
I went back to work because why not, and when they removed my facepiece, the whole side of my face is scraped and bruised. What *******s.
I am sure telling you all this sets me up for mockery but who cares. I want vicodin now
"feed them to the lions"
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