I was touched by an angel . . . . INAPPROPRIATELY!!

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I thought angels were supposed to be all ethereal and innocent, but the other day, I was fondled in my manhood area by none other than an angel!!

Have you or a loved one been fondled by an angel?? Please, speak up . . . we have power in numbers :cmad::csad::wow::word::boba:
 
:dry:

Don't lie..Angel is the name of your gardener.
 
^He's Puerto Rican . . . . and so seductive . . . I was powerless :(
 
so wait a second.......an angel apeared in front of u -wings and all -and fondeled u?
 
I thought angels were supposed to be all ethereal and innocent, but the other day, I was fondled in my manhood area by none other than an angel!!

Have you or a loved one been fondled by an angel?? Please, speak up . . . we have power in numbers :cmad::csad::wow::word::boba:

Have you been hanging out with moviefan?
 
so wait a second.......an angel apeared in front of u -wings and all -and fondeled u?

yes, as a matter of fact I was fondled not only by her/his delicate angel fingers, but also the WING ITSELF . . . it brushed against my junk ever-so-gently . . .
 
I bet it was this guy wasn't it?

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yes, as a matter of fact I was fondled not only by her/his delicate angel fingers, but also the WING ITSELF . . . it brushed against my junk ever-so-gently . . .
my diagnosis:
u either saw a shaide or u need drugs -NOW!


so if happens again repeat to urself el el el and it should stop....if it doesnt go to the psyciatrist . heck, go even if it does work.
 
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my diagnosis:
u either saw a shaide or u need drugs -NOW!


so if happens again repeat to urself el el el and it should stop....if it doesnt go to the psycoatrist. heck, go even if it does work.

I should pry just do some drugs now just in case . . .
 
^DAMN! :cmad:

hey, sorry to change the subject, but what happened to Wilhelm?? :( *fears the worst*
 
oh snap!! Is that the flying ****er from He-MAN!!?? :wow: :up
No, it's a Kloak from Donkey Kong Country 2. A floating coat that magically summons things to throw at you. Seemed like a good match for psycoatrist.
 
who closed this thread? Seriously, I was enjoying the heck out of it
 

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