Moms was bugging me about one of my cousins being in some tournament and was like, pay 20 bucks to donate and support her. I was like, yeah, whatever. I go ahead and do this, and yesterday I find out it's basically a pagaent to choose which chick gets to be named Miss Indiana for the national thing hold every year. They go through the whole gamut, the evening gown, the questions about what they want to do, and the swimsuit event. Yes, underage chicks in thongs walking around in heels on the stage being judged. Most of them were like 15, and me and my other cousin were like, man.....what in the hell. I said, "I hope it ain't no pedophiles in the audience...by which I mean you." Even the announer had some 1980's throwback hair, complete with corny jokes and singing. Lord help me.