I went to the Miss Teen Indiana pageant this past weekend

[terry78]

Moms was bugging me about one of my cousins being in some tournament and was like, pay 20 bucks to donate and support her. I was like, yeah, whatever. I go ahead and do this, and yesterday I find out it's basically a pagaent to choose which chick gets to be named Miss Indiana for the national thing hold every year. They go through the whole gamut, the evening gown, the questions about what they want to do, and the swimsuit event. Yes, underage chicks in thongs walking around in heels on the stage being judged. Most of them were like 15, and me and my other cousin were like, man.....what in the hell.

I said, "I hope it ain't no pedophiles in the audience...by which I mean you." Even the announer had some 1980's throwback hair, complete with corny jokes and singing. Lord help me.

 

[Immortalfire]

Yes, underage chicks in thongs walking around in heels on the stage being judged. Most of them were like 15

Morg's gonna hate he missed it.



Did any of the contestants want to give United States maps to South Africa?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

We have to judge the athleticism of the girls.
We can't do that unless we can view their naked bottoms.
What if we ended up with a Miss Teen Kentucky who had premature cellulite?!?
That would be tha enda world!

 

[kane9321]

morg...were you there?

 

[DOG LIPS]

morg...were you there?

Dude, underage girls in thongs. Do you even need to ask that?

 

[SoulManX]

Wow Just Wow

 

[Morg]

Morg's gonna hate he missed it.



Did any of the contestants want to give United States maps to South Africa?

Not really, I see that stuff alll the time in Vegas

 

[Morg]

morg...were you there?

some of us do have a life outside the internet

 

[The Lizard]

Good excuse to break out this video and CRINGE!

 

[Two-Face]

I felt dirty posting....that...

 

[Immortalfire]

some of us do have a life outside the internet

 

[Morg]

Yarly