Ideas for a Low-Key Bachelor Party?

[Prognosticator]

Saturday afternoon, one of my best friends is getting married! It's pretty cool b/c I lived with him last year and worked w/his fiance. I've been close to them as they grew close to each other.

Anyway, we've got a pretty great evening planned after the Rehearsal Dinner on Friday, but I'm looking for a few additional suggestions...just in case.

Thoughts, suggestions, experiences, games, ideas...

 

[redmarvel]

how low key do you want to go?

Is it a stag or are the girls invited too?

Does your friend enjoy billiards/pool, poker, fooseball?

 

[November Rain]

snorting cocaine of a strippers dirty anus...

that's fairly low key these days...

 

[Canadian Rider]

My buddies made me strip down to my gitch. I then had to wear boxers with Hot Lips on them and a toga. They took me to Yuk Yuks then they dropped me at the subway with a token and I had to take a subway two stops ... then they picked me up and we went out to a great dessert place ...

Good times.

 

[BRUTAL]

 

[Lackey]

Instead of hiring a stripper, give each other lap dances.

 

[Erzengel]

 

[BRUTAL]

+10 for Erz... Jenga is the s**t

 

[Canadian Rider]

We made one buddy wear a dress, took him to a fancy restaurant to make him sing for dinner, then took him bowling and had two girls sign his chest with sharpies.

Good times.

 

[Erzengel]

In all honesty...get him drunk whether it be at his home, or bar etc.

Take him to see some naked ladies.

Buy him some lap dances.

Let him puke.

Take him home.

Tell him what he did the next day.

 

[USMC]

We made one buddy wear a dress, took him to a fancy restaurant to make him sing for dinner, then took him bowling and had two girls sign his chest with sharpies.

Good times.

CR, how come all your bachelor party stories include getting each other half naked and/or cross dressing? Sounds homoerotic to me...

 

[Prognosticator]

snorting cocaine of a strippers dirty anus...

that's fairly low key these days...

LOL! I was waiting for that one.

 

[Mike_D202]

When it comes to bachelor parties, the men get the short end of the stick with products. For my friend's party last summer, the only thing we could find was this:

We bought it, but we didnt really wanna play "pin the boobs on the babe" and watch a porn together. So we hired a limo, stuck the blow up sheep and blow up doll in the limo and we all dressed up to go to canada to the strip club (after we all drank a few beers at a pub). We also created this card game (almost like a scavanger hunt) where you have to complete the task on the card that you pick. You make everyone in the group pick a card (make sure you have a camera too). Some of the things that are on the card were "rent a gay porn", "dance with a fat chick", etc. You can be creative and make up your own tasks. We just made some and printed them off a computer. When we went over to canada, Customs stopped us to search the limo. I couldnt stop laughing at the thought of what they must have been thinking seeing the blow up doll and blow up sheep in there. It turns out, that the limo driver had a criminal record. So we all ended up walking from canadian customs to the strip club (i betcha he wont forget that night). They brought him up on stage and stripped off his cloths while whipping him with his own belt (then making him crawl around on all fours while they rode him). Hehe, it was pretty fun. Then we came back over to the states and went to a dance club to finish our card tasks.

 

[Prognosticator]

how low key do you want to go?

Is it a stag or are the girls invited too?

Does your friend enjoy billiards/pool, poker, fooseball?

Well a lot of it is already planned. We're definitely going to go shoot pool which we all like to do. We might hop by the local Indian Casino for a bit. Then we'll hit up a nice spot we enjoyed going to during our college days for some JUMBO cigars. And after that he's rented out a hotel for the groomsmen.

Once we get to the hotel is where I'm looking for some extra ideas...

 

[chamber-music]

One word my friend PRAGUE!!!!!

 

[AnimeJune]

When it comes to bachelor parties, the men get the short end of the stick with products. For my friend's party last summer, the only thing we could find was this:

We bought it, but we didnt really wanna play "pin the boobs on the babe" and watch a porn together. So we hired a limo, stuck the blow up sheep and blow up doll in the limo and we all dressed up to go to canada to the strip club (after we all drank a few beers at a pub).over to the states and went to a dance club to finish our card tasks.

Yeah, I can never understand why any guys would want to watch a porn together.

I remember my dad telling me about my uncle's bachelor party - when their mother told them, "Don't you go and watch any pornography!"

My uncle, without missing a beat, said, "Don't worry - I don't even own a pornograph!"

 

[Prognosticator]

Yeah, I can never understand why any guys would want to watch a porn together.

I remember my dad telling me about my uncle's bachelor party - when their mother told them, "Don't you go and watch any pornography!"

My uncle, without missing a beat, said, "Don't worry - I don't even own a pornograph!"

Awesomeness! **bows down to Uncle Wise@ss**

 

[Canadian Rider]

CR, how come all your bachelor party stories include getting each other half naked and/or cross dressing? Sounds homoerotic to me...

In my crowd the fun is in embarrasing the guy but also doing something that he will remember and that makes for great pics for passing around at the wedding. t:

The best was My brother-in-law. It was out of town so a whole bunch of us had to share rooms. He was in the shower and when he came out we pinned him down and wrote all over him in permanent marker. You couldn't see it during the wedding, but after he took off his shirt to get changed to leave on the honeymoon he had sweat on the shirt and it had the writing! t:

He went south on his honeymoon and when he tanned the writing showed up differently ... t: t:

 

[Lackey]

In my crowd the fun is in embarrasing the guy but also doing something that he will remember and that makes for great pics for passing around at the wedding. t:

The best was My brother-in-law. It was out of town so a whole bunch of us had to share rooms. He was in the shower and when he came out we pinned him down and wrote all over him in permanent marker. You couldn't see it during the wedding, but after he took off his shirt to get changed to leave on the honeymoon he had sweat on the shirt and it had the writing! t:

He went south on his honeymoon and when he tanned the writing showed up differently ... t: t:

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I think the first problem is doing the bachelor party the night before the wedding, all the bachelor parties I've been to are a week or two beforehand. Allows injuries to heal, avoids bad hangovers the day of the wedding, people can relax more because they don't have to worry about getting up early the next day. Seems like you've got a pretty good night planned already though, maybe keep a case of beer in your hotel room, but no need to plan anything there, remember you're gonna have a looooooong day the next day.

Oh and Candian Rider, all you're stories seem very gay, plus it's real $#!tty to marker the groom before the wedding and pass around pictures of the bachelor party at the wedding (cameras are actually banned from every bachelor party I've been to). I'm surprised you get invited to weddings with those types of antics, most weddings I've been to the bride has vetoed those types of friends with good reason. It's funny in college to marker someone, not cool on their wedding day, that day is all about the girl. Not stupid college pranks.

 

[CyberFaust]

beer and hookers man, beer and hookers

 

[AnimeJune]

Interesting. It does seem to make more sense to have it more than a day before the wedding - after all, you'll be up there at the altar not only in front of the woman you (supposedly) love, but her parents, and your parents, and everyone you care about. You don't want to have to go up there looking like an idiot.

Is it all about getting drunk, though? I've never seen the appeal of being totally wasted.

EDIT: CyberFaust - if we were engaged and you had hookers at your party, the deal would be off and you'd be out on the street. Cheating doesn't suddenly "not count" at bachelor parties. I notice the media sort of hypes up the "strippers and hookers" thing, but why? You're supposed to be in love with someone already - why sleep with someone else, an action that would beyond a doubt hurt that woman you love?

 

[Canadian Rider]

I think the first problem is doing the bachelor party the night before the wedding, all the bachelor parties I've been to are a week or two beforehand. Allows injuries to heal, avoids bad hangovers the day of the wedding, people can relax more because they don't have to worry about getting up early the next day. Seems like you've got a pretty good night planned already though, maybe keep a case of beer in your hotel room, but no need to plan anything there, remember you're gonna have a looooooong day the next day.

Oh and Candian Rider, all you're stories seem very gay, plus it's real $#!tty to marker the groom before the wedding and pass around pictures of the bachelor party at the wedding (cameras are actually banned from every bachelor party I've been to). I'm surprised you get invited to weddings with those types of antics, most weddings I've been to the bride has vetoed those types of friends with good reason. It's funny in college to marker someone, not cool on their wedding day, that day is all about the girl. Not stupid college pranks.

As long as you don't touch the hands or neck ... who cares? It doesn't show up in the pictures and we selectively share funny pictures ... but whatever.

And if the entire group is into that kind of stuff why do you have a problem with it? Odd.

The interesting thing is we all remember the different things and the guys have something to talk about (and still do) years later. The ladies actually seem to like the fact we don't get the guy drunk, get strippers and cause problems for him ...

Whatever.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Interesting. It does seem to make more sense to have it more than a day before the wedding - after all, you'll be up there at the altar not only in front of the woman you (supposedly) love, but her parents, and your parents, and everyone you care about. You don't want to have to go up there looking like an idiot.

Is it all about getting drunk, though? I've never seen the appeal of being totally wasted.

EDIT: CyberFaust - if we were engaged and you had hookers at your party, the deal would be off and you'd be out on the street. Cheating doesn't suddenly "not count" at bachelor parties. I notice the media sort of hypes up the "strippers and hookers" thing, but why? You're supposed to be in love with someone already - why sleep with someone else, an action that would beyond a doubt hurt that woman you love?

It's not all about getting wasted, but alcohol does play a large part. People buy shots and stuff, it's all in good fun though, not for the sole purpose of trying to get as hammered as possible.

I'm also with ya on the hookers, that's just not cool. Strippers aren't bad the guy can't touch the girl and he'll always have his clothes on, however, that said I hope I never have to go to another bachelor party with a stripper because it's a huge ripoff. I'd rather take a trip somehwere (been to Vegas and New Orleans on bachelor parties) or just do a pub crawl.

 

[Sofa]

Bingo. +++ points.