If I ruled the world

Kritish

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Reality shows would consist of a group of people put on another planet, with nothing but a hand gun, and they would have to kill everyone else, eat the people they kill, and survive on the planet for 1 months. They would then be given 1 million dollars for their troubles. There would only be one of these shows, since there is no reason to have multiples of the same show like there is now.


Prostitution would be legal, and actually promoted.

Sex would be manditory if you are in a relationship, unless both parties agree they don't want it.

The person who made The Real Cancoon would be executed.

I would ban remakes forever, unless i say otherwise to a specific one.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre would be manditorily shown in every theater forever.

Protestors would be executed, especially if they are fat ugly women blocking traffic.

George Bush would be my Jester

Dangerous deadly drugs would be legalized and promoted, so that the idiots who abuse them would die off, the world is overpopulated anyways.

If you are convicted of murder, your punishment is to be put in a room with the family members of the victim for 3 hours, and they can do whatever they want to you.

Rapists would have a bowling pin inserted into their ass for the rest of their life, untill they kill themselve from the pain. If they don't kill themselves, a larger, rougher object would be shoved into their ass untill they do kill themselves.

Selma Hayak, Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, and Monica Bellucci would be my sex slaves.

That is all for now...
 
Kritish said:
Prostitution would be legal, and actually promoted.

I would ban remakes forever, unless i say otherwise to a specific one.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre would be manditorily shown in every theater forever.

If you are convicted of murder, your punishment is to be put in a room with the family members of the victim for 3 hours, and they can do whatever they want to you.

1. Well, I guess in a few hundred years the human race would be wiped out via AIDS.

2. Some remakes are good. Lets remake Gigli, but in the style of robot chicken.

3. Original or remake?

4. Oh...I think...you may want to take that one back. In real life that wouldn't work because what if the family member sexually abused the person or went SAW or HOSTEL on their ass?
 
enterthemadness said:
1. Well, I guess in a few hundred years the human race would be wiped out via AIDS.

2. Some remakes are good. Lets remake Gigli, but in the style of robot chicken.

3. Original or remake?

4. Oh...I think...you may want to take that one back. In real life that wouldn't work because what if the family member sexually abused the person or went SAW or HOSTEL on their ass?

Original

I know, that's why I would do it.:cmad: :oldrazz:
 
Kritish said:
Original

I know, that's why I would do it.:cmad: :oldrazz:

If that answer is to #4, you are a sick horrible person. In a related note, you win a cookie.:whatever:
 
enterthemadness said:
If that answer is to #4, you are a sick horrible person. In a related note, you win a cookie.:whatever:

I'm sending you to my reality show planet!:cmad:
 
If you ruled the world, someone would kill you in an hour and steal the crown!
 
Catman said:
If you ruled the world, someone would kill you in an hour and steal the crown!

No, because I would be immortal. :dry:
 
Kritish said:
I'm sending you to my reality show planet!:cmad:

:whatever: You have to catch me first *turns and runs right into a tree*

:csad: doh! J/K.

If I was immortal I would go bat**** crazy sooner or later.
 
Catman said:
And, so is Immortalfire. He'll defeat you!

If you dump water on his head, the fire goes out, thus he'll no longer be immortal. :dry: ironcally this doesn't work with Ghostrider because that is hell fire, but you'd think Holy Water would work in that case.
 
I would hate your world...
So I would raise my army of robot Otters and Grimaces and take over.
 
SpeedballLives said:
I would hate your world...
So I would raise my army of robot Otters and Grimaces and take over.

But I would raise an army of cyborg manatees...

Horny Manatees...
 
Kritish said:
But I would raise an army of cyborg manatees...

Horny Manatees...

I'm afirad of going there due to spyware and crap. Is there any there, because the name says otherwise.

I would clone myself 1000 times but mix werewolf DNA into the clones DNA. Thus, having crazed ETM werewolves. :yay::woot::o
 
enterthemadness said:
I'm afirad of going there due to spyware and crap. Is there any there, because the name says otherwise.

I would clone myself 1000 times but mix werewolf DNA into the clones DNA. Thus, having crazed ETM werewolves. :yay::woot::o

Bah, you made my thread jump the shark.:cmad:
 
You would be first against the wall.
 
You can't face the Grimace.
He is an unbeatable force of nature!
Grimace.jpg

FEAR HIM!!!
 
Pimp%20Grimace.jpg

Don't make him mad, or he'll send his ****es after you.
 

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