If I, The Spawn, could be related to you in some way, shape or form...

[The Spawn]

...other than on here, what would it be?

 

[Kaleb]

are you kidding me

 

[The Spawn]

Just a tad bit.

 

[Kaleb]

what ever happend to the old type of polls like '' If you were in mid *********ion mode and your parents walked in on you would you stop straight away or would carry on cause it felt so good''

 

[The Spawn]

Not enough options.

 

[Mee]

 

[Lord Valumart]

Pediatrician

is that what i think it is

 

[X-Chick]

Pediatrician

is that what i think it is

A child's doctor?

I don't want any of those options.

 

[Lord Valumart]

A child's doctor?

I don't want any of those options.

it's not what i think it is....

 

[Canadian Rider]

Spawn is back and asking odd questions ... you would probably be the weird friend that I only talk to every once and a while but a guy I like because you are so different.

PS -- what happened in the house next door?

 

[TEDDY]

My hitman and personnal bodyguard buddy.

 

[The Spawn]

Options I left out on purpose and replaced with wack ones:

Boyfriend
Husband
Hitman...I wanted to, but alas....



And it can be from any time period in your life...elaborate on the why.

 

[X-Chick]

Still not seeing anything I want.

 

[Canadian Rider]

You avoided my question Spawn ... that is why I would only talk to you from time to time ... you just don't listen well ...

 

[The Spawn]

Listening and replying are two different things my friend.

 

[X-Chick]

I see godfather, stepdad, dad, father-in-law, but how about "baby's father?"

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ah ... this is true. So you listen yet don't respond/reply.

That is very rude old boy. Again a reason for not talking to you all the time ...

sometimes.

















































on weekends.
































when I have time to spend with my odd friend spawn ...

 

[The Spawn]

If I 'ignore' you, its only because the answers you seek are better with delay.





And baby's father is up for bid?

 

[The Watchman]

discreet sexual liaison

...you have to wear black garters...

 

[Canadian Rider]

touche!





































I prowl that thread still ... haunted by black houses and wee whackers ...

hehehehhe wee whackers ... hehhehehe

 

[X-Chick]

Why not? Your DNA wouldn't be bad.

 

[The Spawn]

My DNA is too good...

 

[X-Chick]

Then we'd produce an awesome kid several years from now.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Local drunk/Conspiracy nut.

 

[The Spawn]

This is just a bit of my DNA