If Natalie Portman made an album of angry rap, would you buy it?

[CConn]

haha, is that lizzie maguire girl one?

She's DisneyChannel material.

Most former Nickelodeon teen actresses could beat the living crap out of Portman. Clarissa would knock her out and she would be no match for the chicks from Round House.

I'm not talking classic Nickelodeon. They're all too old now. Get someone from just a few years ago. They lack all of feistiness of the original crowd.

Or a current Nick actress. That works too

Only if you're under 18.

 

[Calendar Man]

I stopped watching Nick in '97 and never looked back.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm running out of things to say that dont make me sound like a complete perv

 

[CConn]

That never stopped Pee Wee Herman.

 

[Ronny Shade]

No... No it didn't.

 

[Ultimate Doom]

That never stopped Pee Wee Herman.

actually it did

 

[CConn]

The law stopped Pee Wee.

The law.

 

[Ronny Shade]

The law gets us all in the end. The law or cancer.

 

[Batman1939]

Yeahh!

 

[Carter]

your avatar is turning me on.

I find it ironic that you are not attracted to black girls but are attracted to white girls who act ghetto

 

[Mr Sparkle]

No. No, no, no, shut up, no.

No. No, no, no, shut up, no.

No. No, no, no, shut up, no.

No. No, no, no, shut up, no.

No. No, no, no, shut up, no.

No. No, no, no, shut up, no.

No. No, no, no, shut up, no.

 

[Darthphere]

Sounds like a really bad script for a date rape movie.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Sounds like a really bad script for a date rape movie.

LOL "she said "No. No, no, no, shut up, no."...on lifetime tonight"

 

[Equint77]

OMG!! This is AWESOME! Watch the actual video.

http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/

I don't know about the rest of you but I want to marry her now..

not now but RIGHT NOW!!

 

[Neptune]

Meh.

 

[Karea07]

**** yes

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Peirce Brosnan said it best in Goldeneye,"No, no, no."

 

[patrickbateman]

natalie your so meow meow fine







one day you'll get to be all mine









gosh will that be so devine






i cant wait to get to















(yeah right? like i'm going to say the rest and get banned?)

 

[Equint77]

I want portman

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Nah

 

[patrickbateman]

I want portman

did u vote for her in that natalie v.s kiera thread??

 

[Equint77]

Nah

I'd make her sing that song all day

till she puked

 

[Equint77]

did u vote for her in that natalie v.s kiera thread??

yup.

 

[patrickbateman]

I'd make her sing that song all day

till she puked

lack of imagination my friend there are a lot of thing you could do in a day. hmmmm hmmmm hmmm

 

[terry78]

But of course. Nothing turns a black man on more than a white chick into rap. That's like finding the treasure of Sierra Madre.