If real life was a sitcom...

[ultimatefan]

- All fat, dumb, lazy, immature men would be married to women way too hot, too generous and too smart for them.

- Said men would screw up and lie to their wives on a weekly basis and get lectures, yet those women would never even think of divorce.

- Families who supposedly love each other very much would exchange the most horrible insults on a daily basis and treat it like it´s no big deal.

- About a third of population suffers from OCD, narcolepsia, Tourette Syndrom, etc. (they´re all actually VERY rare)

- Single people are incapable of getting over petty annoyances to keep a relationship.

 

[Matt]

Haha, so true

 

[04nbod]

it would have a damn annoying and inappropriate laugh track!

 

[ultimatefan]

Haha, so true

Thanks! I mean, of course we all met at one point the couple who stays together but fights all the frikking time, but the divorce rate isn´t high for nothing...

 

[Prison Mike]

you know, I've always been curious how fat men in sitcoms always had hot wives. Sadly, it's not true in real life. Of course, there be obese men with good looking wives, I just never met them.

 

[ultimatefan]

you know, I've always been curious how fat men in sitcoms always had hot wives. Sadly, it's not true in real life. Of course, there be obese men with good looking wives, I just never met them.

Trust me, the notion that women are less shallow than men is pure BS. Till a few years ago, when I used to be obese and had huge glasses, getting a date was nearly impossible. Now that I got rid of both, I´ve dated at least two really hot chicks (and one of them still doesn´t quite leave me alone even though she brought me tons of trouble).