If you have a cloning machine, what would you clone?

[Spelunking Man]

Just wondering.

I'd clone gold bars.

 

[Fran]

Money.

And another clone of myself, so I could have that clone go to class for me.

 

[Majik1387]

Myself and money. I'd also buy stuff from stores, clone the stuff, then return them and get my money back and still end up with the products.

 

[Fran]

^ Good idea, Majik.

I'd do that, too.

 

[SuperFerret]

Can't clone something that lacks DNA.

 

[Morg]

*points to his avatar* A dozen of Elisha, my dream comes true

 

[Fran]

A dozen?? Could I have one, Morg?

 

[Majik1387]

Can't clone something that lacks DNA.

I wasn't aware we were going realistically seeing as how the thread starter said they'd clone gold bars.

*points to his avatar* A dozen of Elisha, my dream comes true

Just keep all of her out of movies.

 

[tzarinna]

Myself,harvest organs as needed.

 

[Majik1387]

^LOL. That's a good one.

 

[Iceman]

Sheep

 

[Morg]

A dozen?? Could I have one, Morg?

Nope, one for each month

 

[Fran]

What if you accidentally cloned thirteen?

 

[Darthphere]

Nope, one for each month

Thats logical....


Teddy

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I'd clone myself and then kill the clone. When they arrest me for murder, I'd say it was suicide and you can't arrest me for suicide.

 

[Morg]

What if you accidentally cloned thirteen?

Then I have two for some fun in bed t:

 

[Iceman]

The clones might find you repulsive.

 

[lars573]

I'd clone myself and then kill the clone. When they arrest me for murder, I'd say it was suicide and you can't arrest me for suicide.

Suicide is actually a crime.

 

[Morg]

The clones might find you repulsive.

Naw, they are program to love me t:

 

[Iceman]

Suicide is actually a crime.

Not sure that the death penalty would be an effective deterrent here.

(see other thread)

 

[Iceman]

Naw, they are program to love me t:

until they develop AI.

 

[Lantern Venom]

I'd clone Larry Allen circa 1998. Alex Smith wouldn't so much as get a defender's shadow cast on him.t:

 

[The Question]

Let's see....


1) My own organs, just in case.

2) Hot female celebrities.

3) Several famous dead people who it would be cool for them to not be dead, like FDR and Freddy Mercury.

4) My cloning machine.

5) Myself, so I could have body gaurds to take bullets for me.

6) Finally, I would find a way to clone polar bears and great white sharks together to create an army of shark/bear hybrids that can kill both on land and in the sea.

 

[cryptic name]

i'd clone myself, kill him and use the dead clone to fake my own death, therefore leaving me free to walk the globe as a man with no identity, preforming good deeds and secretly sleeping with morgs cuthbert clones

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'd clone myself and have sex with myself.