If you saw this in the grocery store would you...

[Jennifer Walters]

Approach it?!

 

[JStorm]

Approach it. . . with FIRE!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Sweet jesus. When it strokes her chin.

 

[Wolfwood]

Is that mask supposed to the face of that actress who got one too many plastic surgeries? Her name escapes me, but I'm sure you've all seen the face I'm talking about.

 

[JStorm]

All I know is Boba Fett just scored a touchdown for the Huts.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Is that mask supposed to the face of that actress who got one too many plastic surgeries? Her name escapes me, but I'm sure you've all seen the face I'm talking about.

If it's the one I'm thinking of it does bare a passing resemblance. I was thinking it looked like the unfortunate love child of Leatherface and Jennifer Coolidge.

 

[Sentinel X]

I heard this was based on a true story...

 

[JStorm]

i heard this was based on a true story...

With FIRE!!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I heard this was based on a true story...

UGH! Kill it!

 

[Raiden]

With FIRE!!

I'd bring a bazooka.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

RUN MRS. JENSEN! RUN!



I bet she was never heard from again.

 

[JStorm]

I'd bring a bazooka.

I see your bazooka, and raise you a Terminator.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Why was I reminded of Japanese Kabuki theater?

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I heard this was based on a true story...

Damn! Where is Kabuki Man when you need him?

 

[Wolfwood]

Ah yes, that's the one I was thinking of. The mask is less creepy, sadly.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Holy moly. I'd totally talk to that thing.

 

[enterthemadness]

I'd let Spoons and MvrlKnight talk to it while I be hiding like a girl.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I actually saw a real person who looked way too much like that thing in the commercial on the bus yesterday.

 

[litlgreendude]

id ask it if it wanted to go with me and **** my**** and then we could ****.
then id get scared when i found out it was just a bunch of kids in a costume.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'd let Spoons and MvrlKnight talk to it while I be hiding like a girl.

You know we'd just tell it to go caress your chin like it did to that lady

 

[SuperFerret]

I would ignore it, as I do with everyone I see in the supermarket. I'm here to shop, not socialize, dammit!

 

[enterthemadness]

You know we'd just tell it to go caress your chin like it did to that lady

So mean. I'd throw diapers or kitchen chemicals at it.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

If I saw this in the grocery store would I smash? I would smash.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I heard this was based on a true story...

I'd hit that with a 747.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'd hit it with a mini arc written by Bendis.