I'm 23 years old...

[The Original Bamfer]

I thougth so, but wasn't sure.

BTW, HAWT!!!

Kidding, it's weird. You should file Police Report.

Backpedaler.

 

[Badger]

No, I was sitting in the computer chair.

Keep going...

There was pillow fight too, right?

Spoiler

Is this getting weird yet?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Did you both get a little too hot and have to strip down? Then you slipped in oil right?

Did a plumber then knock at the door?

 

[Badger]

Backpedaler.

Shhh, it's all part of my plan.

 

[Badger]

Did you both get a little too hot and have to strip down? Then you slipped in oil right?

Did a plumber then knock at the door?

I'm afraid you have killed it.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Shhh, it's all part of my plan.

And I'm not in on it? Some plan.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I'm afraid you have killed it.

Feck dont say that. Maybe she's getting spanked again for telling us?

 

[bullets]

...She was talking about makingsome wierd spinach dish, and I told her I didn't care.

You deserve to get spanked. What if she died tommorow , you want her to remember your attitude.

 

[Badger]

And I'm not in on it? Some plan.

I was going to surprise you, it would've been like Christmas. But alas.

 

[Dorian Gray]

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I was going to surprise you, it would've been like Christmas. But alas.

I blame The-Dark-Knight.

 

[JStorm]

Happy birthday to you; happy birthday to you; you look like a monkey, and you act like one too.

 

[Mee]

...And my mother just gave me a spanking...

I have a simple three part plan for solving this problem.



Step 1: With great force, connect your fist to your mother's face. Aim for the jaw or nose.

Step 2: Dance around, taunt her.

Step 3: Take a victory sip of something. Make sure it's in a fancy glass. And make sure you say "mmmm!"


Rinse and repeat as needed.

 

[rizzo51]

that sucks. sorry to hear that... i myself never flown into a spinich dish oriented rage.... maybe you mom needs a hug.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

i myself never flown into a spinich dish oriented rage....

I have

It was Spankopita!

HAHAHAHA

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I have a simple three part plan for solving this problem.



Step 1: With great force, connect your fist to your mother's face. Aim for the jaw or nose.

Step 2: Dance around, taunt her.

Step 3: Take a victory sip of something. Make sure it's in a fancy glass. And make sure you say "mmmm!"


Rinse and repeat as needed.

Mee, that's not how you provoke a reenactment!

 

[oakzap425]

I didn't snap on her. I just said in a simple voice I didn't care. so she slapped my arm, more than once, then I covered my arm and she slapped my leg several times. I laughed. The only reason why I made it a big deal is because I have on a pair of short boxers. So she slapped bare skin.

 

[oakzap425]

I have

It was Spankopita!

HAHAHAHA

...omg.

 

[JStorm]

I'll slap your bare skin.

:giggity:

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

...omg.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

I didn't snap on her. I just said in a simple voice I didn't care. so she slapped my arm, more than once, then I covered my arm and she slapped my leg several times. I laughed. The only reason why I made it a big deal is because I have on a pair of short boxers. So she slapped bare skin.

now when you say short...

 

[oakzap425]

Oh, so I had to get a spanking from my mother for you to show your face, mister storm?!

Spoiler

I don't think I should let you touch me.

 

[oakzap425]

now when you say short...

Meaning it makes me look like I'm only wearing a night gown.

 

[oakzap425]

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I'm bored hence pics