I'm a drug dealer?

[Shemtov]

So i was walking around my neighborhood, and an old woman came out of her house. She said to me "park in the Empty space"
so i said "what?"
then she said:
"you're a drug dealer. park in the Empty space, drug dealer. Scum of the Earth you are, corrupting kids like that"
Now i'm not a drug dealer and i don't even look like a stereotypical drug dealer so i was all like .
then she started to follow me around for a couple of minutes muttering things under her breath like "I'm moving out of here. i'm getting out of this neighborhood because of people like you."
so after a while I turned around and said "look, lady It is illegal in this country to stalk someone and to harrass them. if you continue to stalk me and harrass me, i'll call the police."
so she started to walk away and then she turned around and shouted, "My son's in the National Guard. I'm gonna get him to come over and shot you up. Put THAT In your pipe and smoke it"


True Story.

 

[Conebone69]

I think that lady needs to be in a retirement home

 

[DBella]

I think that lady needs to lay off the drugs.

 

[Nirvana]

She must have been on drugs.

 

[Lobo]

 

[Abstract]

Reminds me of something that happened to me. I was in the car park of a supermarket talking with a friend when out of nowhere a drunk stumbled up to me asks me if I knew a "Kelly Jacobs". I told him no, that I didn't know anyone named Kelly Jacobs. Then he punched me in the side of the head told he was going to "put a bullet in 'is 'ead".

So, Kelly, if you're reading this, wear a helmet.

 

[OctaviusINC]

^You should've punched him back.

 

[Captain Planet!]

It's your own fault for being a drug dealer, don't blame old ladies.

 

[Abstract]

^You should've punched him back.

Lol, I was too busy being confused as hell.

 

[Master Chief]

...So... do you chop? Hook me up with an ounce yo, LOL!!

 

[Cunning Stunts]

So i was walking around my neighborhood, and an old woman came out of her house. She said to me "park in the Empty space"
so i said "what?"
then she said:
"you're a drug dealer. park in the Empty space, drug dealer. Scum of the Earth you are, corupting kids like that"
Now i'm not a drug dealer and i dont even look like a stereotypical drug dealer so i was all like .
then she started to follow me around for a couple of minutes muttering things under her breath like "I'm moving out of here. i'm getting out of this neighborhood because of people like you."
so after a while I turned around and said "look, lady It is illegal in this country to stalk someone and to harrass them. if you continue to stalk me and harrass me, i'll call the police."
so she started to walk away and then she turned around and shouted, "My son's in the National Guard. I'm gonna get him to come over and shot you up. Put THAT In your pipe and smoke it"


True Story.

Call her son up and have him shoot that old *****.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

...and people call me crazy.

 

[Majic Walrus]

So i was walking around my neighborhood, and an old woman came out of her house. She said to me "park in the Empty space"
so i said "what?"
then she said:
"you're a drug dealer. park in the Empty space, drug dealer. Scum of the Earth you are, corupting kids like that"
Now i'm not a drug dealer and i dont even look like a stereotypical drug dealer so i was all like .
then she started to follow me around for a couple of minutes muttering things under her breath like "I'm moving out of here. i'm getting out of this neighborhood because of people like you."
so after a while I turned around and said "look, lady It is illegal in this country to stalk someone and to harrass them. if you continue to stalk me and harrass me, i'll call the police."
so she started to walk away and then she turned around and shouted, "My son's in the National Guard. I'm gonna get him to come over and shot you up. Put THAT In your pipe and smoke it"


True Story.

:facepalm

 

[Ace of Knaves]

That woman sounds like she was on drugs!

Something similar happened to me just before Christmas.

I was sitting in the pub with my pals, just chilling, knocking back a few bevvies. Then my other mate comes in, I lent him a score the week before(£20). He comes in, gives me the score and says "Thanks for that man, you're a life saver". I replied "No worries".

The barman then proceeds to start screwing at me, telling me to get out of the pub. I ask him why, as you do. He then says he doesn't like drug dealers and he doesn't want "My kind" in his pub. I was stunned. But I couldn't be bothered to argue so we all left and moved onto another pub. He missed out on a lot of money that night, we ended up having quite a bit of a session.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

She must have been on drugs.

That or she was off her drugs.

 

[jaguarr]

I think that lady needs to lay off the drugs.

Actually, I think it's her NOT taking her drugs that brought on that discussion.

jag

 

[Eggyman]

Was she a gilf?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

gilfs FTW

 

[Eggyman]

Oooo take your teef owt luv lol!!1z

 

[Ace of Knaves]

AHHHHHH you sicko!!!! HAHAHAHA

 

[terry78]

Well, stereotypical drug dealers can look like anyone from a common street thug to a guy in an Armani suit. So maybe she figured you were one of those middle men.

 

[chosen1]

Stop selling drugs. Simple as that

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Yea but he wasn't selling drugs.

 

[Showtime]

We don't allow drug dealers on The Hype.

 

[Logan's Lady]

We don't allow drug dealers on The Hype.

How can you tell the real dealers from the posers?