I'm a pumpkin head

[CashforStash]

Yes guys you heard, a pumpkin head.

Earlier today at lunch a boy my age told me to stop, I continued to walk, he later then threw a punch into my back and then laughed with his friends, he later followed me into a lane way that connects to my school, he then chokeslamed me and told me to say surrender, so I said "surrender" and he let me go, I called him a ****** a second later and continued to walk along the lane way further, he then got a peice of a pumpkin(?) and smashed my head with it and continued to laugh with his friends. I then speed walked to the school, pulled my cell phone out and called the cops.

Now thats what i call, being a pumpkin head

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Ah, the origin of a serial killer!

 

[CashforStash]

Rob Zombies

Pumpkinhead

....

 

[Majic Walrus]

What'd the cops say? He could've been arrested for malicious wounding or battery. If the pumpkin was made of razor blades and fire he might've even been charged with attempted murder.

My bet is that they told the kid, "Stop ****ing with pumpkins."

 

[CashforStash]

Well he fled after the scene so i'll get a call from the constable when he talks to him. My father for sure wants to charge him though.

 

[C. Lee]

What'd the cops say? He could've been arrested for malicious wounding or battery. If the pumpkin was made of razor blades and fire he might've even been charged with attempted murder.

My bet is that they told the kid, "Stop ****ing with pumpkins."

My bet is....they're gathering pumpkins and eggs to go to Cash's house on Halloween.

 

[CashforStash]

Well that'd be funny because for half the night i'm going to be dressed as Hobo Myers and wielding a chanisaw to scare kids (i'll give them candy for sure though).

 

[Majic Walrus]

Well he fled after the scene so i'll get a call from the constable when he talks to him. My father for sure wants to charge him though.

Constable? Are you English? That would explain a lot about the vegetable attacks I think.

 

[CashforStash]

Constable? Are you English? That would explain a lot about the vegetable attacks I think.

I'm Canadian eh

 

[The Original Bamfer]

That explains so much.

 

[CashforStash]

That explains so much.

I dont get it

 

[Majic Walrus]

I mean guns are illegal in Canada... Marijuana is legal in Canada...

Makes sense that you'd use food as a weapon.

 

[katie_girl09]

I'm Canadian eh

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