I'm either a genius, or completely insane.

[SuperFerret]

Weeks ago, I found out a disturbing fact about certain people: They have made MySpace accounts for their dogs, and these dogs have friends that are dogs, and so on. The fact that this has gone on unchallenged disturbed me deeply, so I decided to do something.

As a way of lampooning that weird little practice, I have created THIS.

That is My Brother. It's a plastic skull that I bought years ago for a Halloween party that somehow gained a name and a place on my shelf year-round. He will someday become the most popular inanimate object on MySpace, and then maybe, the internet.

World domination is nigh.

(I also created a new user name here as My Brother, but I got bored with it, as it was a waste of my time.)

 

[JLBats]

No one I think is in your tree

 

[Byrd Man]

You have the sort of malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

 

[Tangled Web]

I was thinking of making a myspace account for my cat. She's so ****ing emo.

 

[tzarinna]

Why did I come in here?

 

[Franklin Richards]

It's time for your medication, Mr. Ferret.


Bwahahahahaha.

<guitar lick>

 

[SuperFerret]

Hmm... maybe I am out of my mind with this idea...

 

[X-Punisher]

Yo! Your brothers a skull meyn!!!

 

[SuperFerret]

No, you don't get it, "My Brother" is his name. He's plastic and bears no relation to me.

Or he could be see as a representation of all humanity, and how we should all call each other "brother".

Probly both.

 

[batnkevlar]

Oh, I was wondering why a skull friended me... weird...

 

[SuperFerret]

Yet, you did NOT accept!

How dare you!?

 

[SuperFerret]

That's better.

 

[Motown Marvel]

myspace sucks.....i dont need to make a public affair out of inside jokes...and if i need to tel someone something, i'll freaking call them.

the only reason i'd ever get a myspace account would be to name the account "Pedophile" then see how many 14 year old girls i can get as friends.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Wow. This is either...

A) The best thing to happen to Myspace.

B) An act of a truely insane and disturbed individual that rivals the works of Ed Gein, Gacy, and OJ.

 

[SuperFerret]

Wow. This is either...

A) The best thing to happen to Myspace.

B) An act of a truely insane and disturbed individual that rivals the works of Ed Gein, Gacy, and OJ.

The answer is A.

 

[unknownuser]

Its about time my imaginary friends got on Myspace

 

[SuperFerret]

Hey, it must not be so crazy after all. Weird Al Yankovic himself has joined the MyBrotherhood.