I'm Not Messing Around, I'm Doing Important Stuff in The Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 61

[Deck Rickard]

Kids today couldn't handle Freddy Got Fingered.

I had NO business watching that DVD in sixth grade. Egregiously.

"Daddy would you like some sausage??"

(gets hit by a Mack truck)

“I REALLY WASN’T EXPECTING THAT TO HAPPEN!”

 

[Spider-Fan]

(gets hit by a Mack truck)

“I REALLY WASN’T EXPECTING THAT TO HAPPEN!”

The scene where my jaw really dropped in that one was when his girlfriend starts having him hit her in the shins with the stick cause she can't feel it. I was already wondering what I was watching, but when that happened....no words lol

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Yall will not have me renting Freddy Got Fingered for the hell of it later.

 

[Deck Rickard]

The scene where my jaw really dropped in that one was when his girlfriend starts having him hit her in the shins with the stick cause she can't feel it. I was already wondering what I was watching, but when that happened....no words lol

“Have you got a problem with my legs?”

 

[Pennywise]

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[Spider-Fan]

So I see someone said Sadie Sink is playing Mayday Parker. If true, doesn't mesh with the recent rumors that Spider-Man 4 would be less multiversal.

 

[Drizzle]

So I see someone said Sadie Sink is playing Mayday Parker. If true, doesn't mesh with the recent rumors that Spider-Man 4 would be less multiversal.

I don't really want the multiverse in this but Sink definitely could pass for the daughter of Tobey Maguire's Peter and Kirsten Dunst's MJ.

 

[Deck Rickard]

Oh God… they aren’t going to have Peter romance an alternate universe Peter’s daughter are they?

I know that sounds implausible but like… incest is SO hot right now.

 

[Drizzle]

Oh God… they aren’t going to have Peter romance an alternate universe Peter’s daughter are they?

I know that sounds implausible but like… incest is SO hot right now.

Incest is only acceptable on HBO.

 

[Lily Adler]

Incest is only acceptable on HBO.

They could make it a time travel movie where Aunt May tries to put the moves on him.

 

[Drizzle]

They could make it a time travel movie where Aunt May tries to put the moves on him.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Oh God… they aren’t going to have Peter romance an alternate universe Peter’s daughter are they?

I know that sounds implausible but like… incest is SO hot right now.

I mean, Loki was in love with a variant of himself. It does raise weird questions though lol

 

[Lily Adler]

I mean, Loki was in love with a variant of himself. It does raise weird questions though lol

That not incest... That's *********ion at best.

 

[kguillou]

i bet you all $500 a piece that Sadie is playing a brand new original love interest/friend for peter anr thats it. She’s no particular character from the comics.

 

[Pennywise]

 

[Venom 1988]

i bet you all $500 a piece that Sadie is playing a brand new original love interest/friend for peter anr thats it. She’s no particular character from the comics.

So if you're wrong we each get $500?

 

[Ninjablade]

i bet you all $500 a piece that Sadie is playing a brand new original love interest/friend for peter anr thats it. She’s no particular character from the comics.

 

[Spider-Fan]

i bet you all $500 a piece that Sadie is playing a brand new original love interest/friend for peter anr thats it. She’s no particular character from the comics.

You have that kind of money to payout? Wanna help a SF out?

 

[Mysteryman]

Speaking of not Caucasian, Angela Bassett has no damn business looking this good at the Mission Impossible premiere:

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I want to see her as a Storm Variant in Secret Wars so bad.

Make it happen Feige.

HAIL TO THE CHIEF!

 

[Ninjablade]

So I see someone said Sadie Sink is playing Mayday Parker. If true, doesn't mesh with the recent rumors that Spider-Man 4 would be less multiversal.

Plot twist: the real reason this is after Doomsday is so they can get a do over with Spider-Man and Doom remaking BTF: Part 2

 

[Drizzle]

i bet you all $500 a piece that Sadie is playing a brand new original love interest/friend for peter anr thats it. She’s no particular character from the comics.

I feel like she'll be at least based on someone from the comics even if not a 1:1 adaptation like MJ or Ned were. Spider-Man has no shortage of supporting characters to adapt, they don't have to make up new ones.

But I also want that five hundo.

 

[Deck Rickard]

I mean, Loki was in love with a variant of himself. It does raise weird questions though lol

True, but even that’s not as gross as hooking up with your twin’s kid.

 

[kguillou]

I just gotta ask, has there ever been a bigger glow up in Hollywood than Sydney Sweeney? She does Madame Web last year and now i feel like i’m reading about a new project she’s attached to every week in Variety.

Someone get Cavill her agent

 

[Ninjablade]

I just gotta ask, has there ever been a bigger glow up in Hollywood than Sydney Sweeney? She does Madame Web last year and now i feel like i’m reading about a new project she’s attached to every week in Variety.

Someone get Cavill her agent

No thanks. We actually need less of him around

 

[Pennywise]

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