Im Tired Of Hearing About Your Genital Problems On Tv, Dammit!!!

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how many more f**king commercials about genital herpes do i have to sit through. i just wanna watch ONE TV SHOW without hearing about YOUR GENITALS! i dont care if you have genital herpes, i dont care if you have an enlarging prostate.

I JUST WANNA WATCH TV!
 
It's amazing to me that there are even commercials for genital herpes. Are there really that many people with genital herpes that commercials help the drug manufactures make a profit even with the cost of the commercial? People should really think about that.
 
Soon they'll be handing out t-shirts and mugs and all that, but just be glad you don't have it,
 
FunBobPants said:
how many more f**king commercials about genital herpes do i have to sit through. i just wanna watch ONE TV SHOW without hearing about YOUR GENITALS! i dont care if you have genital herpes, i dont care if you have an enlarging prostate.

I JUST WANNA WATCH TV!
You love it.
 
the erectile disfunction commercials are even more annoying :o
 
Super Flight said:
Soon they'll be handing out t-shirts and mugs and all that, but just be glad you don't have it,
I want a mug that says "I think I have genital herpes". That would be so awesome.:up:
 
my favorite part is always at the end, after the couple had dinner and walked on the beach and such.

"remember there is NO CURE for herpes, ever...... in the world!"



makes me smile.
 
im suprised theyre not having Barney tell the kids about genital herpes
 
Man-Thing said:
It's amazing to me that there are even commercials for genital herpes. Are there really that many people with genital herpes that commercials help the drug manufactures make a profit even with the cost of the commercial? People should really think about that.
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Well it's really meant for mostly Californians since the largest epidemic of herpes in the world is in California. The rest of the U.S. is second place to California. It's also because treatment for Herpes is cheaper than HIV/AIDS so it's why it can be advertised on TV.

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Honestly, I believe either there already IS a cure for Herpes, HPV, and HIV/AIDS or their is the potential for one already but the government and pharmeceutical companies won't allow this cuz there is to much money to lose from these diseases. Do you know how much money pharmeceutical companies lost when Polio was cured?
 
FunBobPants said:
how many more f**king commercials about genital herpes do i have to sit through. i just wanna watch ONE TV SHOW without hearing about YOUR GENITALS! i dont care if you have genital herpes, i dont care if you have an enlarging prostate.

I JUST WANNA WATCH TV!


SO IT REALLY DOESN'T INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT MY LEFT NUT ITCHES, AND I HAVE RED BUMPS AROUND MY ANUS? :confused:
 
Herpes med's and erectile dysfunction medications are the kind of things that, if you need them, you'll go find them. Advertising them is unnecessary.

jag
 
jaguarr said:
Herpes med's and erectile dysfunction medications are the kind of things that, if you need them, you'll go find them. Advertising them is unnecessary.

jag
But then you wouldn't hear all those crazy side-effects and think - is the cure really worth all that trouble?



duend
 
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I, BISON, to once had genital herpes but with enough strong will, faith in Jesus Christ, and Robutussin I made it go away.
 
FunBobPants said:
how many more f**king commercials about genital herpes do i have to sit through. i just wanna watch ONE TV SHOW without hearing about YOUR GENITALS! i dont care if you have genital herpes, i dont care if you have an enlarging prostate.

I JUST WANNA WATCH TV!
You will see many of these commercials until it consumes you. :o
 
E. Bison said:
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I, BISON, to once had genital herpes but with enough strong will, faith in Jesus Christ, and Robutussin I made it go away.

My Lord, you have returned :eek:
 
Duende Verde said:
But then you wouldn't hear all those crazy side-effects and think - is the cure really worth all that trouble?



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I know. When they start riddling off the possible side-effects I start thinking "Why the f**k would I want to take something that could do all of that to me?". And they always read it really fast like:

Warningmaycauseswellinginflamationirritablebowelsyndromeconstipationblurredvisionheadachesdrowsinessgenderconfusionanalleakagepsoriasisandvertigo.

Like people won't hear all of that if it's said quickly for some reason.

jag
 
jaguarr said:
I know. When they start riddling off the possible side-effects I start thinking "Why the f**k would I want to take something that could do all of that to me?". And they always read it really fast like:

Warningmaycauseswellinginflamationirritablebowelsyndromeconstipationblurredvisionheadachesdrowsinessgenderconfusionanalleakagepsoriasisandvertigo.

Like people won't hear all of that if it's said quickly for some reason.

jag
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Believe me when you contract herpes AAALLLLLL those side effects are a walk in the park compared to the sorness, discomfort, irritation, pain, skin peeling, pus oozing, unable to unrinate without and ice pack and pain killers, lesions the size of golf balls, AND THE FACT THAT YOU EXPERIENCE ALL THIS FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS!!
 
E. Bison said:
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Believe me when you contract herpes AAALLLLLL those side effects are a walk in the park compared to the sorness, discomfort, irritation, pain, skin peeling, pus oozing, unable to unrinate without and ice pack and pain killers, lesions the size of golf balls, AND THE FACT THAT YOU EXPERIENCE ALL THIS FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS!!

THREE WHOLE WEEKS?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

jag
 
c'mon, no one finds that commercial funny where the guy gives a gift to his girlfriend and when she opens it it's a giant bottle of perfume with "Genital Herpes" written on it? gets me laughing every time.
 
E.Bison has returned Hilary Duff wets herself!
 
jaguarr said:
I know. When they start riddling off the possible side-effects I start thinking "Why the f**k would I want to take something that could do all of that to me?". And they always read it really fast like:

Warningmaycauseswellinginflamationirritablebowelsyndromeconstipationblurredvisionheadachesdrowsinessgenderconfusionanalleakagepsoriasisandvertigo.

Like people won't hear all of that if it's said quickly for some reason.

jag
Please don't forget the ultimate one, the one for an anti-depressant, showing beautiful people going about their days with a smile, glad that WhateverBrand "gave them their life back!", and then at the end the guy said real quick, "May cause suicidal thoughts."

Great
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Please don't forget the ultimate one, the one for an anti-depressant, showing beautiful people going about their days with a smile, glad that WhateverBrand "gave them their life back!", and then at the end the guy said real quick, "May cause suicidal thoughts."

Great

Think I read one that said may cause anal discharges.
 
Erzengel said:
Think I read one that said may cause anal discharges.

Which makes it sound like there will be mortar fire in your bathroom. :eek:

jag
 

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