Iron Man 3 IM3 Official Caption thread

[The Infernal]

Shane Black: Hey guys, could we please cover up the Iron Patriot suit and not have him walking around in it when we're not filming a scene?

Security guy: Sure, we'll get right on that.

Shane Black: Phew. Hopefully nobody saw anything.

 

[Hotwire]

Don: Why's the white man always get served first?

 

[Spuzz]

Don: Why's the white man always get served first?

lmao

 

[ultimatefan]

LUCY: Okay, this is officially the weirdest orgy I´ve ever been invited to!

IRON MAN: Really? Didn´t even make it to my top ten this month...

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON PATRIOT: Please, stop calling me Robocap!

 

[anon1234]

IRON PATRIOT: Please, stop calling me Robocap!

i thought the same thing.

 

[ultimatefan]

Fitting, isn´t it?

 

[ultimatefan]

GUY UPSIDE DOWN: GAAAAAHH! Please don´t grab me by the balls, m´am!!

GIRL IN GRAY: Sorry.

 

[Enriquespy]

Lady at the top: Good thing I can hold the weight of 7 people...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

Glad to see you guys here!

TONY: Okay, at least two of you need to cut on the raw cookie dough, pronto!

 

[Panthro]

The Mary Poppins re-enactment is not going as planned.

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehehe

PEPPER POITS´RESCUE: So, now I get to risk my life to fight the bad guys and save the world!
IRON MAN: That´s right! It´s a huge commitment that may entirely consume your life!
PEPPER/RESCUE: Do I get a raise?
IRON MAN: Hell no.

 

[Panthro]

hehehehehehehe

PEPPER POITS´RESCUE: So, now I get to risk my life to fight the bad guys and save the world!
IRON MAN: That´s right! It´s a huge commitment that may entirely consume your life!
PEPPER/RESCUE: Do I get a raise?
IRON MAN: Hell no.

Hehehe, oh that Tony, he's such an inconsiderate a--hole.

RANDOM PERSON ON WIRE: "I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!"

PEPPER/RESCUE: "I like to dissect boys. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
STARK/IRON MAN: ""

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Can´t go wrong with those quotes.

 

[ultimatefan]

PEPPER/RESCUE: Wow, the filtration system really works!
STARK/IRON MAN: Why is that the first thing that everybody tests? Rhodey had a whole keg of beer before putting it on!

 

[Panthro]

PEPPER/RESCUE: Wow, the filtration system really works!
STARK/IRON MAN: Why is that the first thing that everybody tests? Rhodey had a whole keg of beer before putting it on!

Hehehehehe

STARK & PEPPER: "If We Only Had A Heart...'

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Ben Affleck, the guy from Daredevil, possibly directing the Justice League film?! Pfft!"
TONY: "Don't laugh too quick Cap, Affleck did a damn fine job directing 'The Town' which he also starred in and also featured our very own Hawkeye."

 

[Spuzz]

CAP: "Ben Affleck, the guy from Daredevil, possibly directing the Justice League film?! Pfft!"
TONY: "Don't laugh too quick Cap, Affleck did a damn fine job directing 'The Town' which he also starred in and also featured our very own Hawkeye."

How si that an IM3 caption? Just sayin'.

 

[ultimatefan]

Well, Tony is in it for one thing. In the caption world, characters can discuss other franchises. Nice captions, by the way.

PEPPER: Rescue?! Really?! That´s my armored superhero name?! Why, because I´m a girl? Why can´t I have a badass name like "Asswhoop" or "Bonecrush"?
TONY: I thought of "Castrate", but it was a little long...

 

[Panthro]

Well, Tony is in it for one thing. In the caption world, characters can discuss other franchises. Nice captions, by the way.

Exactly. And thanks.

PEPPER: Rescue?! Really?! That´s my armored superhero name?! Why, because I´m a girl? Why can´t I have a badass name like "Asswhoop" or "Bonecrush"?
TONY: I thought of "Castrate", but it was a little long...

Hehehehehehehehehe

WAR MACHINE: "Getting an Adam and Eve vibe here."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehe

PEPPER: No way. The red is too dark, the gold is too bright, it makes my boobs look too small and my butt look too big. Remake from scratch.
TONY: From... that suit alone cost nearly a billion dollars!
PEPPER: Honey.
TONY (sighs): Yes, dear.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: So, I hear Mandarin will show up in your next movie.
TONY: Yeah, we´re just trying to avoid making him an evil asian stereotype.
CAP: Because you didnt show an evil arab terrorist stereotype, two evil businessmen stereotypes and an evil russian stereotype in the previous ones?
TONY: Dude, I don´t write or direct the movies, okay? I just appear in them. You don´t want me to question about your "alternate nazis", do ya?

 

[Gold Samurai]

Stark- Lets face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing


*Pepper thinks*

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF, Gold.