IM3 Official Caption thread

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  1. The Infernal

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    Shane Black: Hey guys, could we please cover up the Iron Patriot suit and not have him walking around in it when we're not filming a scene?

    Security guy: Sure, we'll get right on that.

    Shane Black: Phew. Hopefully nobody saw anything.

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    Don: Why's the white man always get served first?
     
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  3. Spuzz

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    lmao
     
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  4. ultimatefan

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    LUCY: Okay, this is officially the weirdest orgy I´ve ever been invited to!

    IRON MAN: Really? Didn´t even make it to my top ten this month...
     
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    IRON PATRIOT: Please, stop calling me Robocap!
     
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  6. anon1234

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    i thought the same thing.
     
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  7. ultimatefan

    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Fitting, isn´t it?
     
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  8. ultimatefan

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    GUY UPSIDE DOWN: GAAAAAHH! Please don´t grab me by the balls, m´am!!

    GIRL IN GRAY: Sorry.
     
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    Lady at the top: Good thing I can hold the weight of 7 people...
     
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  10. Panthro

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    Great stuff guys.
     
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  11. ultimatefan

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    Glad to see you guys here!
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    TONY: Okay, at least two of you need to cut on the raw cookie dough, pronto!
     
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  12. Panthro

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    The Mary Poppins re-enactment is not going as planned.
     
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  13. ultimatefan

    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    hehehehehehehe

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    PEPPER POITS´RESCUE: So, now I get to risk my life to fight the bad guys and save the world!
    IRON MAN: That´s right! It´s a huge commitment that may entirely consume your life!
    PEPPER/RESCUE: Do I get a raise?
    IRON MAN: Hell no.
     
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  14. Panthro

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    Hehehe, oh that Tony, he's such an inconsiderate a--hole.

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    RANDOM PERSON ON WIRE: "I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!"


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    PEPPER/RESCUE: "I like to dissect boys. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
    STARK/IRON MAN: ":huh:"
     
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  15. ultimatefan

    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thanks! Can´t go wrong with those quotes.
     
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  16. ultimatefan

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    PEPPER/RESCUE: Wow, the filtration system really works!
    STARK/IRON MAN: Why is that the first thing that everybody tests? Rhodey had a whole keg of beer before putting it on!
     
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  17. Panthro

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    Hehehehehe

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    STARK & PEPPER: "If We Only Had A Heart...'
     
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  18. Panthro

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    CAP: "Ben Affleck, the guy from Daredevil, possibly directing the Justice League film?! Pfft!"
    TONY: "Don't laugh too quick Cap, Affleck did a damn fine job directing 'The Town' which he also starred in and also featured our very own Hawkeye."
     
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  19. Spuzz

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    How si that an IM3 caption? Just sayin'.
     
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  20. ultimatefan

    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Well, Tony is in it for one thing. In the caption world, characters can discuss other franchises. Nice captions, by the way.

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    PEPPER: Rescue?! Really?! That´s my armored superhero name?! Why, because I´m a girl? Why can´t I have a badass name like "Asswhoop" or "Bonecrush"?
    TONY: I thought of "Castrate", but it was a little long...
     
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  21. Panthro

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    Exactly. And thanks.

    Hehehehehehehehehe

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    WAR MACHINE: "Getting an Adam and Eve vibe here."
     
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  22. ultimatefan

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    hehehe
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    PEPPER: No way. The red is too dark, the gold is too bright, it makes my boobs look too small and my butt look too big. Remake from scratch.
    TONY: From... that suit alone cost nearly a billion dollars!
    PEPPER: Honey.
    TONY (sighs): Yes, dear.
     
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  23. ultimatefan

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    CAP: So, I hear Mandarin will show up in your next movie.
    TONY: Yeah, we´re just trying to avoid making him an evil asian stereotype.
    CAP: Because you didnt show an evil arab terrorist stereotype, two evil businessmen stereotypes and an evil russian stereotype in the previous ones?
    TONY: Dude, I don´t write or direct the movies, okay? I just appear in them. You don´t want me to question about your "alternate nazis", do ya?
     
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    Stark- Lets face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing


    *Pepper thinks*


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  25. Panthro

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    Funny stuff UF, Gold.
     
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