ImTheWombat's "Interpretation of Dreams"

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  1. ImTheWombat

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    TELL ME YOUR DREAMS AND I SHALL TELL YOU WHAT THEY MEAN!
     
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    Ok here we go. I work in mcdonalds, and I had a dream that i was working in the shop located in a busy shopping mall, on a saturday. It was really busy and Billy Crystal was there dressed as a cowboy, well in a child's cowboy costume anyway, asking me for large fries. So there you go.
     
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    I was dreamt I had sex with a zombie, I know its nasty but what the hell does it mean?
     
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    I had a dream that there was already a thread like this. I couldnt tell if it was exactly the same, but it was pretty close.

    ;)
     
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    Wasn't it honey vibe that had one like this?
     
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    It means you're a necropheliac.
     
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    I had this one dream where I was gettin' chased by all these weird creatures. Just constantly running away from them in this endless maze with bizarre purple and greenish bubbling walls while they were clawing and biting. When I woke up I thought it was real. I'm never playing Serious Sam before I go to bed again, ever.
     
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    cyborg ninja 14 God, I love your accent

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    I had this dream where I was riding my quad in the desert, then everything around me turned to ATV offroad fury graphics. I was doing all sorts of crazy stunts, but then I flew off a cliff and died:confused:
     
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    It means you play too much Videogames.
     
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    Well, the McDonalds represents your inner prison. You feel confined somehow. The mall represents the fact that you haven't watchd Mallrats in a while, and are way overdue for a good visitation back to the classic. Crystal in a cowboy suit means you are still upset that Crystal didn't get an oscar nomination for City Slickers, and want to kill the academy. Asking for large fries is a reaffirmation of this idea, as the golden of the fries represents an accolade of sorts, and they are large, because the oscar is one of the biggest accolades anyone can get as an actor. However, if he asked for them supersized, it would mean you wished he had become Mr. Universe, which is just plain silly, we all know that Mr. Universe can't be funny, unless hes being laughed at, like Arnie.
     
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    It means you secretly want to have sex with a zombie. Don't worry, its a normal fantasy.
     
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    That was friggin hilarious, Wombat! :D
     
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    That means that there was never a thread like this, and anyone who says otherwise should stay at their home while my gopher asassin approaches you silently
     
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    :cyclops: :up:
     
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    I had a dream in which I was murdered by a bunch of children. Then I came back as a ghost.

    Analyze if you wish. :confused:
     
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    I had a dream where was pissing of the GWB and godzilla attacked the bridge
     
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    Those weird creatures are your sexual anxiety. They are clawing and biting at you because you secretly want to release your sexual frustration, but you think its innappropriate and, in turn, try and keep it in. The maze represents you trying to escape these emotions, but trust me, there is no exit from the maze. The purple and green represent your jealousy towards those who feel free to release their sexual anxiety. I suggest you become more outgoing and get a bit more comfy with the girl/guy you like.

    Either that, or this means you're a homosexual.
     
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    I agree with Majin Boo, lay off the video games
     
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    How the f**k did that get so accurate? :confused: The last line that is, I don't think I'm sexually frustrated. :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
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    Well the children murdering you represent your fear of becoming a father/mother. You feel that if you have kids, you won't be able to be who you are anymore. You come back as the ghostly figure because it is a representation of your father/mother, and the fact that if you have kids, you'll turn out to be like your parents.

    Coathanger abortions are always an option! :D
     
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    Well, I AM taking a semester of psychology. And I DO have an A in the class. And A LOT of that was ^_^^_^^_^^_^ i made up.
     
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    Girl: It means your a homosexual

    Man: (to girl)Quiet down sweety, daddy's trying to work.
    (to man) But seriously, it probably does mean you're a homosexual.
     
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    do you know what show that's from?
     
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    I once dreamed that I was in the Florida Everglades,water skiing on one tennis shoe,and I was holding two shoelaces,yet I wasn't being pulled by anything.:confused:
     

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