In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

Discussion in 'Misc. Films' started by Apollo, Dec 29, 2007.

  1. Apollo Registered

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    Uwe Boll's new masterpiece coming January 11th 2008!! :whatever:

    when i watched the trailer i thought "wow this looks neat" the visuals are kind of LOTR'ish. Then i went to look it up and its a Uwe boll movie! :eek:
    I'll probably check it out on DVD, and if it gets good reviews maybe even in the theaters.

    Will this be Uwe bolls first good movie?! or will it stink like all the others.

    trialer http://www.imdb.com/video/trailer/me60723458/

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    A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.
     
  2. L0ngsh0t Registered

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    Well
    Boll defiantly is as big of a non draw as it gets, but it does look pretty decent haha
     
  3. Roughneck Registered

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    I'll see it for Statham
     
  4. 2star Registered

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    Whats with the dumb poster, terrible expressions and Strathems looking off to the left for some unknown reason.
     
  5. dark_b Registered

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    i understand how he makes movies.
    i also understand that the first 3 times he got actors for hes movie.
    but after all of hes bad movies he gets those actors?

    i just can not belive that he has enough money for those actors?
     
  6. Sawyer High King

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    I've crapped better stuff than this.
     
  7. GoldenAgeHero Registered

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    poor lee lee.
     
  8. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    Another Uwe Boll P.O.S. with the same people he puts in all of his crappy movies.
     
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    :wow: How the hell could you crap the transporter and the bandit. You must have a huge ass.
     
  10. Sawyer High King

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    I actually meant that this and anything Uwe Boll has ever been involved with is worse than my s***.
     
  11. StrainedEyes All the way up it!

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    Hahaha Burt looks like he has no idea where he is.
     
  12. Alchemyst July 2017

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    Another Uwe Boll travesty
     
  13. Lord Blackbolt Registered

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    didn't he shoot two movies and this is like part one of two?....lol
     
  14. Arcturus Registered

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    Ugh, does it never stop?
     
  15. hammerhedd11 OHaiMark

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    I saw the trailer...it looks so badly done...
     
  16. TheVileOne Registered

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    "I am your king!" - Matthew Lillard

    "Life has never been so satisfying." - Ray Liotta
     
  17. DocHoliday The King of Cool

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    and just like LOTR it'll be an instant classic ;)
     
  18. Mr. Socko Registered

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    My goodness, I saw the trailer and it actually looks pretty good:wow:

    The main theme that played was also a bit reminiscent of Lord of the Rings.


    But of'course after seeing Alone in the Dark and Bloodrayne, I am sure Boll probably just hired a good trailer editor just to get some butts in seats. The film itself will probably be garbage.
     
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    maybe they lost a bet
     
  20. Asr Registered

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    How the hell did Uwe Boll get all those actors in this movie?
     
  21. Did Uwe blackmail Ray Liotta, Jason Statham, Kristanna Loken, and Ron Pearlman? How in the hell did he manage to get Kristanna twice? I'm convinced he probably has some dirt on them and demands that they appear in his films or else he'll reveal it. :woot: :csad: :cmad:
     
  22. SuperFerret King of the Urban Jungle

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    What a crappy cast for this movie.
     
  23. Sebastos le professionnel

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    Looks pretty good. Sure I don't like Boll but i'll probably see it just for Statham.
     
  24. Lighthouse Fairness, Equality, Bacon

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    Hasn't this film been finished for a long time, mainly because they couldn't find any distributor for it?
     
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    No idea, has it?
     

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