Indian food appreciation thread

[Maxwell Smart]

I stopped by an Indian-owned convenient store/halaal grocer on the way home where they sell freshly prepared Indian food to go. I got an order of biryani(which was HUGE, I put a good amount away and theres still a bunch leftover which I'll have for lunch tomorrow), bought a package of roti(pita bread) and a box of Indian tea. Also the guy threw an order of these spicy little battered and fried potato patties, dunno what they were called. It was free, he said it was gift because right now is the Muslim holy month of Ramadan. Well, allahu akbar because it was good!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Curry tastes like playdoh/sand/crap.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Kinda like your vag?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Kinda like your vag?

I really just don't understand why people like you make insults like that. Everyone here knows youve never seen a real vagina up close and personal, let alone taste one. It's just creepy.

For the record, "people like you" is referring to JAL, kainedamo, GAH, Hooters guy, etc.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Jeez, lighten up. You know set up an open shot with that one...

Just like how you make fun of me for my reputation of being "the desperate guy"(btw your info is a little outdated- ask jaguarr) I make **** jokes at your expense. Its what we do.

I mean why else post here? Intellectual discourse? Nah, its the snide humor and ribbing.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

You know whats funny? Holly always rips on me for being a loser, but look at her ****ing post count. And we registered a month apart.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Did you and jaguarr ****?

 

[Master Chief]

I can't eat ribs because I feel like a cannibal when I just look at them. lol. Ribs are indian food right? Cool.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You know whats funny? Holly always rips on me for being a loser, but look at her ****ing post count. And we registered a month apart.

I also had 5 names merged into 1. No matter how much you try to make fun of me in the end youre still fat and ugly. lol

 

[The Riddler]

I also had 5 names merged into 1. No matter how much you try to make fun of me in the end youre still fat and ugly. lol

that was just plain rude.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

He asked for it.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Did you and jaguarr ****?

Yeah but the balls didn't touch.



Actually I just remember him congratulating me when I mentioned turning in my v-card, awhile back in the lounge thread I think.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Yeah but the balls didn't touch.



Actually I just remember him congratulating me when I mentioned turning in my v-card, awhile back in the lounge thread I think.

Who on God's green Earth would have sex with you?

 

[Outsiderzedge]

Maxwell Smart was one of Jayne's favorite people on the Hype.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I also had 5 names merged into 1. No matter how much you try to make fun of me in the end youre still fat and ugly. lol

Yeah but I'm not still ******** over something you said to me on the ****ing INTERNET. How longs it been since that time I ripped on you? Almost a year?

Unless you rip on me purely for fun which is perfectly acceptable.

I can't eat ribs because I feel like a cannibal when I just look at them. lol. Ribs are indian food right? Cool.

Darude - Sandstorm.mp3

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Maxwell Smart was one of Jayne's favorite people on the Hype.

Oh yeah..what ever happened to her I wonder?

 

[Outsiderzedge]

Apparently, Holly Goodhead is Jayne...

 

[The Riddler]

Apparently, Holly Goodhead is Jayne...

you're so gullible.

or am i?

 

[Hades]

I'm really Maxwell Smart

 

[Outsiderzedge]

I'm really Hades.

 

[The Brian]

and i'm really riddler.

 

[The Riddler]

and i'm really riddler.

but we're on at the same time...

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Apparently, Holly Goodhead is Jayne...

Noooo....thats not true...thats IMPOSSIBLE

 

[The Riddler]

Noooo....thats not true...thats IMPOSSIBLE

yeah, it is.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

yeah, it is.

Impossible?

And I was quoting TESB....