Introducing G-Spirits, the liquor flavored by pouring it over women's... breasts...

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  1. Specter313 Ghost of all things X

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    I know some people will complain, but this is just too ****ing funny to think that someone is actually going this route to sell some booze.


    G-Spirits Alcohol Poured Over Breasts Of Naked Models Before Bottling

    A German liquor company is turning heads this week due to its limited-edition line of spirits, which the brand promises were all poured over a model's naked breasts before being bottled, the New York Daily News reports.

    The G-Spirits company, started by a pair of former bartenders, was founded on the principle that liquor is about both taste and that "special feeling" one gets when drinking.

    "For us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman," the website states. "To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor.'

    To that end, G-Spirits is offering rums, whiskeys and vodkas, every drop of which has been poured over a woman's chest.

    G. Rum No. 1 is described as an old sort of tropical rum, which is stored in a cask of French oak for 10 years before being poured willingly over 23-year-old Amina Malakona's breasts. G. Rum costs 129,00 € (about $166) a bottle.

    Fans of whiskey may be more interested in G. Whiskey No. 1, a 12-year-old single malt from Scotland, matured in barrels of sherry and poured over Alexa Varga, the 2012 Hungary Playmate of the Year. "A singlemalt which is unrivalled in its class, just as its representative Alexa," the website proclaims. These bottles will set buyers back 139,00 € (about $179) plus shipping.

    The cheapest offering from G-Spirits, however, is the G. Vodka, which has been poured over Evelin Aubert, a "successful playmate and finalist of the Miss International Hungary" contest. The bottle is priced at a cool 119,00 € (about $153).

    All of the liquors are delivered in custom-made bottles adorned with their model's image and come with a signed certificate of authenticity.

    KTLA's anchors were unable to keep a straight face when reporting in Los Angeles.

    "This is what really gives us men a bad name," one of them comments, "Because there will be guys out there buying this stuff!"

    Seeming to anticipate the inevitable questions about hygiene involved when liquid comes in contact with bare skin, the website assures naysayers that "We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process, furthermore medical personnel is present to check it." It's a little unclear what "checking it" entails, however.

    Perhaps surprisingly, G-Spirits' products are not the most bizarre alcoholic beverages ever marketed. From wines filled with baby mice and snakes to these jaw-droppingly expensive bottles of tequila, people will pay a lot of money for that ultimate alcoholic experience.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...breasts-models-before-bottling_n_1934135.html

    Check the link to see the original report that has the journalists laughing about it on air. Be warned, the company website, which I have NOT linked to, is definitely NSFW.
     
  2. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    what, no pics? :o
     
  3. Doctor Evo Registered

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    This is kind of stupid, and kind of brilliant.
     
  4. GoldCrest Registered

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    Good grief. People are trying every absurd concepts to make people buy their products.
     
  5. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    I'll take a case.
     
  6. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    $179 for some titty-whiskey? You'd save money by buying a reasonably priced whiskey and renting a prostitute. And then you'd get to actually see the breasts in person.
     
  7. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    ^I'm stealing that name for my own brand of whiskey.

    :up:
     
  8. The Guard Registered

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    I knew a guy who inadvertently drank a beer that like 20 guys had stuck their...you know...in.

    Don't think it cost this much.

    Anyway, I googled this, and the ad campaign is comedy gold.
     
  9. Nell2ThaIzzay Registered

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    Along with the added bonus of STD's and a police rap sheet.
     
  10. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Lol, but even in the US, I can't see how it's illegal to hire a woman just to pour liquor over her breasts and into a bottle. It's strange, but doesn't break the law.
     
  11. Lantern Venom Emerald Echo Podcast Co-Host

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    Drink some dead skin cells; kill a few brain cells.

    That sounds like more fun than Christmas morning. :doh::doh::doh:
     
  12. Duke Registered

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    An ingenious way to piss your money away. Pass.
     
  13. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    If the police do try to arrest you for it, just say you're filming a rap video.
     

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