Is it just me or does Direct Insurance find the worlds ugliest people to do their ads

[Kipobe]

Because, my god man. It's like they're saying, 'hey, are you ugly? Buy our insurance'.

**** that. I'm going with the funny Lizard.

 

[Hades]

AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Alpha and Omega]

**** that. I'm going with the funny Lizard.

Actually, that's not a salamander, lizard, or amphibian. The little guy's a 47 year old Vietnamese dwarf named Princess; he was involved in unwholesome genetically mutative experimentation.

As compensation, he was given Anglo-American citizenship and allowed to make a living pitching insurance to people who would be easily fooled by gimmicks, schticks, and shiny things.

 

[Erzengel]

AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!

I think AFLAC is health insurance not necessarily car insurance.

 

[Erzengel]

I have the handsome black man from 24 who does Allstate.

 

[Kipobe]

Dammit! I forgot to add Allstate to the list. He's the Forest Whitaker wanabe, which is sad, because who'd want to be Forest Whitaker? But he talks so soothing. I want him to tuck me in at night.

 

[JLBats]

Dammit! I forgot to add Allstate to the list. He's the Forest Whitaker wanabe, which is sad, because who'd want to be Forest Whitaker? But he talks so soothing. I want him to tuck me in at night.

Um, you mean Dennis Haysbert? How the hell is he a Forest Whitaker wannabe?

 

[Kipobe]

Uh, how is he not

 

[Untilteld]

AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!

lol, that duck owns.

 

[JLBats]

Uh, how is he not

...Are you really dumb, or is this just an act?

 

[DBella]

I hate ALL Geico commercials. Especially the latest ones with annoying celebrities. Oh, I want to run over that gecko.

AFLAC owns!

 

[Tangled Web]

What abot the progressive ads. I hate that guy's delivery.

"Yeah, I'm the guy.
Must be."

Shut the **** up!

"They show me entire stadiums of people who've switched!!!"

**** you, pal!

 

[Assassin]

little richard owns all

 

[SLVRSR4]

I was losing laughter from the geico commercials until little richard did one