Is it wrong if your mum buys you condoms?

[The Amazing Lee]

Seriously now.

(I mean for sex with your gf...not a passing hint LOL)

 

[Lord Valumart]

if your not man enough to wait in the pub bathroom until its clear to buy your condom's then you shouldn't be having sex

 

[Lantern Venom]

If your Mom/Mum has to buy them, then you're not old enough to be engaged in sexual relations.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

LOL

No, I didn't ask. She just said "Here is a little present to take camping with you. It's better to be safe than sorry!"



I was just a little surprised is all. haha.

Considering if I mentioned sex to my girlfriend's parents...they would probably and Literally would kill me.

 

[Lantern Venom]

LOL

No, I didn't ask. She just said "Here is a little present to take camping with you. It's better to be safe than sorry!"



I was just a little surprised is all. haha.

Considering if I mentioned sex to my girlfriend's parents...they would probably and Literally would kill me.

I know your Mom was trying to be helpful but that would have infuriated me. At least she's trying to be cool, I guess.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

What makes this story oh so much better is that my grandma was there when she bought them.

 

[Lord Valumart]

LOL

No, I didn't ask. She just said "Here is a little present to take camping with you. It's better to be safe than sorry!"



I was just a little surprised is all. haha.

Considering if I mentioned sex to my girlfriend's parents...they would probably and Literally would kill me.

if that happened to me may thing would go trough my head...such as:
1. oh god, she going to give me the talk again
2. oh god, the talk means she's going to say "penis"
3. how the hell does she know i'm banging my gf?
4. oh no, she said "penis"

 

[Lantern Venom]

What makes this story oh so much better is that my grandma was there when she bought them.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH. I would have flipped...or fainted.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

if that happened to me may thing would go trough my head...such as:
1. oh god, she going to give me the talk again
2. oh god, the talk means she's going to say "penis"
3. how the hell does she know i'm bang my gf?
4. oh no, she said "penis"

I know my mum knows. She's found instruction manuals and such.

Besides my dad has placed condoms in my hand before....but I suppose it's different if a dad does it.

I suppose it's ok that I've got my parents support.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH. I would have flipped...or fainted.

I wasn't there at all. I was at home. She just said "I have a present for you"

The plus side is I've got enough condoms to last me till Monday now up:

 

[Lord Valumart]

I know my mum knows. She's found instruction manuals and such.

Besides my dad has placed condoms in my hand before....but I suppose it's different if a dad does it.

I suppose it's ok that I've got my parents support.

ah...now if your dad does it it's like him saying "good job, go bang her brains out, you know you want to", but if yout mum does it it's just creepy

i wish i didn;t have to deal with my parents...my dad is just happy i'm not gay

 

[The Amazing Lee]

ah...now if your dad does it it's like him saying "good job, go bang her brains out, you know you want to", but if yout mum does it it's just creepy

i wish i didn;t have to deal with my parents...my dad is just happy i'm not gay

Hahaha I don't understand that....most parents are far from homophobic....unless it comes to their own son or daughter

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Sorry about the wierdness of this thread.

I am a normal person with a normal family...really.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Hahaha I don't understand that....most parents are far from homophobic....unless it comes to their own son or daughter

i remember after watching Three to Tango my mum talked on for about an hour how it was alright if i was gay and all this crap....i was like...12 at the time....which makes it strange and slightly inapropriate.....

my dad dislikes anyone who's gay, black, ginger, slightly tanned, wearing bright green, driving the car infront of him....he doesn;t hate them....he just dislikes them and makes coments that would make you cringe

 

[Lord Valumart]

Sorry about the wierdness of this thread.

I am a normal person with a normal family...really.

no such thing

 

[The Amazing Lee]

A fair few dads are like that. They have a grudge with many things....even though they are far from perfect themselves.

 

[RogueLDN]

Lee, your mum is cool.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Lee, your mum is cool.

Yup.

I suppose it's better than having to tell my mum that I've made my girlfriend Pregnant

 

[Lord Valumart]

A fair few dads are like that. They have a grudge with many things....even though they are far from perfect themselves.

you take that back

my dad's a postman

 

[The Amazing Lee]

no such thing

True. I am far from normal. You've seen the trousers I wear.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

you take that back

my dad's a postman

My dad is a security guard

(Abit like Wilhelm )

 

[Lord Valumart]

True. I am far from normal. You've seen the trousers I wear.

they make jesus cry

 

[Lord Valumart]

My dad is a security guard

my dad could kick your dad's arse

 

[The Amazing Lee]

my dad could kick your dad's arse

My dad is awesome and knows how to defend himself

 

[Bruiser Stone]

I'm kind of concerned about her sleeping with a guy who has a disease, so I bought her a pack of Trojans, but because I care and am a great son, I went the extra mile and made sure they were ribbed for her pleasure. Of course, when the guy who dates my mom asks for a condom, and she says 'I wonder where my son put those', I fear it could kill the mood, so my question is this: is it wrong if you buy your mom some condoms?