Is Patti Mayonnaise a lesbian?

[DarkSovereignty]

she's on the right track, baby.

 

[chaseter]

Bert and Ernie both had nothing from the waist down, so it doesn't matter if they were gay.

The had fingers, they loved toys, and they had holes.

 

[Mindreaper21]

So, back to Patti and her hot girl-on-girl action, who would she most likely hook up with? I vote Judy. She'll show her how it's done.

 

[CJ]

Nevermind

 

[KevanG]

That was in Dougs imagination right? So wouldn't it be Doug imagining Roger not being able to stop staring at his "rippling pecs"?

Also, This is why I love SHH! We get such random threads and the mods aren't jerks about it.

 

[CJ]

That was in Dougs imagination right?

I dunno.. with the way Roger's eyeballing him, I think it's in his.

 

[Sawyer]

If you're a cartoon character named Patty/Patti, I think there's a pretty good chance you're a lesbian...... was it Patty or Selma that turned out to be a lesbian on The Simpsons? It was Patty, right?

 

[CJ]

Yeah, I think it was patty.

 

[Boom]

This thread is bursting at the seams with win.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I totally f***ed her. And BeBe. At the same time. So yeah, she likes both sides of the field. Real freak. Thread over.

 

[Boom]

You've gotta THINK BIG.

http://mtvnmobile.vo.llnwd.net/kip0...x480_1600_m30.m3u8?90s&_kip_vmt=1325603531354

 

[CJ]

Nevermind

 

[KevanG]

He came to fight the Decepticons. He stayed for our women.

This is his story...

 

[Showtime]

In the "Doug Returns" like live action you tube video it's pretty evident that she likes dudes.

 

[TheOnlyOmega]

I swear this exact same topic came up on another forum I visit like 6 years ago. Odd.

Edit: Just dug this up. Yes, this spurred 24 pages of discussion

http://officialfan.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=otarchives&action=display&thread=55603

 

[KevanG]

Are you from the future?

 

[Showtime]

Run for it Marty!

 

[CJ]

Nevermind

 

[The Question]

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[BrollySupersj]

There is only one Doug series in my book.

 

[craigdbfan]

Because they're hand puppets.

I'm not sure about that. Seems like an outlandish claim to me.

 

[HighFivingMF]

Did she ever flirt with, date, or have sex with a girl? Guess not then.

 

[Holiday]

I never wondered if Patti was a lesbian. I did wonder if she was black though.

 

[Spuzz]

This thread can never die. If it does I'll give up hope on the internet.

 

[Immortalfire]

My god..is it too early to nominate this for thread of the year in Hype Awards?