Pizza is a gift from God (who, as I’ve heard, is also a believer in Pineapple - he did create them after all).
Pizza is a pie.
And pineapple isn't a good topping, it is the BEST topping!
Your nation is a black mark on history. Boom goes the dynamite.The fact that pineapple on pizza was invented in Canada is a black mark on my nation's history.