It is December 23rd! Everyone celebrate!

[Matt]

Happy Festivus everyone!

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

It's actually the early hours of christmas eve here.

 

[Gilpesh]

SERENITY NOW!

 

[Arcturus]

A Festivus for the rest of us!

 

[Matt]

Who would like to air their grievances before we start the feats of strength?

 

[Matt]

It's actually the early hours of christmas eve here.

You're a day earlier than the rest of us!?!

IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!

 

[Matt]

Also, a Festivus gift for all of you:

 

[POWdER-man]

My sister and her husband actually celebrated Festivus a couple of years ago. Even people who saw the show didn't get why they were doing it. I thought it was hillarious.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

no a few hours ahead (different time zone) its 1.39 am, December 24th

 

[GoblinWhirlwind]

Also, a Festivus gift for all of you:

Lmao, I might print this out and give it to a few people.


A few years ago I made a huge "HAPPY FESTIVUS" sign and put it out in my yard. I meant to do it this year but I kept putting it off. Maybe i'll go ahead and just put it up tomorrow.

 

[AndThePickles]

Ugh, I heard about this on the radio or I wouldn't have known what it was. I hate Seinfeld

 

[gap5ewl]

I think you can take him Georgie!

 

[CConn]

Lmao, I might print this out and give it to a few people.


A few years ago I made a huge "HAPPY FESTIVUS" sign and put it out in my yard. I meant to do it this year but I kept putting it off. Maybe i'll go ahead and just put it up tomorrow.

No one will know.

 

[raybia]

I had an Uncle Festivus once.

 

[Mee]

It's actually the early hours of christmas eve here.

DON'T RUIN THIS. SCROOGE.

 

[DDS]

I never watched Seinfeld, so you guys might as well be typing complete gibberish for me.

 

[CConn]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

Educate yourself.

And possibly renounce Christianity soon after.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Yeah Seinfeld was horrible. Chrismakkuah for the win!

 

[Drizzle]

I hate Seinfeld

Yeah Seinfeld was horrible.

:facepalm

And an extra :facepalm to myself for never having seen the Festivus episode.

 

[GoblinWhirlwind]

^^^^ The Festivus, Merv Griffin set, and the episode where George kept trying to get himself erased from his boss' picture are my favorites.

 

[rizzo51]

can i still celibrate even though its the 24th now?

 

[Shemtov]

i prefer Festas Commercialatus:
one long holiday lasting from thanksgiving to new years. it celebrates the five c's:
Commercialization, , Captalism, Chanukah, Christmas, and Corparate greed (or some say the fifth c is Cwanza)

it consists of five weeks:
Week one: Commercialization. consisting of black friday through cyber monday. stores have random sales.
week 2: Captalism. its a week were the sales are based on compatition.
week 3. Chanukah. stores concentrate on Chanakah and have Chanukiahs all over the place.
Week 4. Christmas. the stores concentrate on christmas and break out the holly and eggnog!
week 5. Corparate greed ( or Cwanza). the stores have there post-christmas sales were they get rid of the leftovers. not only that its "black pride week" were stores try to target blacks and to create a sense a of unity.... in shopping!